We’re nearing November 25th and everyone is itching for Thanksgiving break and turkey and stuffing! Calm the excitement with some belly laughs and one of our favorite corny Thanksgiving jokes for kids.

1. Why did the turkey cross the road?

Why did the turkey cross the road?

He wanted people to think he was a chicken.

2. Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?

Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?

The outside!

3. Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive?

Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive?

It had 24 carrots.

4. What do you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?

What do you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?

A har-vest.

5. What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?

What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?

Pumpkin pi.

6. Why do turkeys love rainy days?

Why do turkeys love rainy days?

They love fowl weather.

7. Why do turkeys gobble?

Why do turkeys gobble?

Because they never learned table manners.

8. What’s a turkey’s favorite Thanksgiving food?

What's a turkey's favorite Thanksgiving food?

Nothing—it’s already stuffed.

9. Knock knock. Who’s there? Arthur. Arthur who?

Knock knock. Who's there? Arthur. Arthur who?

Arthur any leftovers?

10. What instrument does a turkey play?

What instrument does a turkey play?

The drumstick!

11. What do you call a running turkey?

What do you call a running turkey?

Fast food.

12. What did the turkey say to the computer?

What did the turkey say to the computer?

Google, google.

13. What kind of key can’t open doors?

What kind of key can't open doors?

A tur-key.

14. What is a pumpkin’s favorite sport?

What is a pumpkin's favorite sport?

Squash.

15. What’s the best song to play while cooking a turkey?

What's the best song to play while cooking a turkey?

All About That Baste.

16. What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?

What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?

Lucky!

17. What sound does a turkey’s phone make?

What sound does a turkey's phone make?

Wing wing wing!

18. What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert?

What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert? 

Apple gobbler.

19. What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?

What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?

Vegetarians.

20. How did the salt and pepper welcome their guests?

How did the salt and pepper welcome their guests?

“Seasoning’s greetings!”

21. What did the sweet potato say when it was asked if it was hungry?

What did the sweet potato say when it was asked if it was hungry?

“Yes, I yam.”

22. What veggies would you like with your Thanksgiving dinner?

What veggies would you like with your Thanksgiving dinner?

Beets me!

23. What smells the best at Thanksgiving dinner?

What smells the best at Thanksgiving dinner?

You’re nose.

24. What did the little turkey say to the big turkey?

What did the little turkey say to the big turkey?

“Peck on someone your own size!”

25. What do turkeys like to do on sunny days?

What do turkeys like to do on sunny days?

Have peck-nics!

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25 Corny Thanksgiving Jokes for Kids