75 Funny Summer Jokes for Kids

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Funny Summer Jokes for Kids:What is a frog's favorite summertime treat?

It’s hard to believe, but the school year is nearly over and summer is just around the corner! You and your class have worked hard to learn new things, overcome challenges, and celebrate successes. Now it’s time to welcome the sunny season—and some funny summer jokes and kid-friendly summer puns are just what you need. We’ve put together this list of silly jokes about summer that your kids will love!

Funny Summer Jokes for Kids

1. What did the pig say on a hot summer day? 

What did the pig say on a hot summer day?  I’m bacon.

I’m bacon.

2. How can you tell that the ocean is friendly?

How can you tell that the ocean is friendly? It waves.

It waves.

3. Why do fish swim in salt water?

Jokes about summer: Why do fish swim in salt water? Because pepper water would make them sneeze.

Because pepper water would make them sneeze.

4. Where do sheep go on vacation?

Jokes about summer: Where do sheep go on vacation? To the Baa-hamas.

To the Baa-hamas.

5. What do you call a snowman in July?

Funny Summer Jokes for Kids: What do you call a snowman in July? A puddle.

A puddle.

6. Which letter of the alphabet is the coolest?

Funny Summer Jokes for Kids:Which letter of the alphabet is the coolest? Iced T.

Iced T.

7. What do you get when you combine an elephant with a fish?

Funny Summer Jokes for Kids:What do you get when you combine an elephant with a fish? Swimming trunks.

Swimming trunks.

8. What travels all around the world but stays in one corner?

What travels all around the world but stays in one corner? A postage stamp.

A postage stamp.

9. Do fish go on vacation?

Do fish go on vacation? No, because they’re always in school.

No, because they’re always in school.

10. Why do fish like to eat worms?

Why do fish like to eat worms? Because they get hooked on them.

Because they get hooked on them.

11. Why don’t oysters share their pearls?

Funny Summer Jokes for Kids:Why do fish like to eat worms? Because they get hooked on them.

Because they’re shellfish.

12. Why did the dolphin cross the beach?

Jokes about summer: Why did the dolphin cross the beach? To get to the other tide.

To get to the other tide.

13. What is a frog’s favorite summertime treat?

What is a frog’s favorite summertime treat? Hopsicles.

Hopsicles.

14. Why can’t basketball players go on vacation?

Funny Summer Jokes for Kids:Why can’t basketball players go on vacation? They would get called for traveling.

They would get called for traveling.

15. Why should you never blame a dolphin for doing anything wrong?

Why should you never blame a dolphin for doing anything wrong? Because they never do it on porpoise.

Because they never do it on porpoise.

16. What’s gray and has four legs and a trunk?

Jokes about summer: What’s gray and has four legs and a trunk? A mouse on vacation.

A mouse on vacation.

17. What’s black and white and red all over?

Jokes about summer: What’s black and white and red all over? A zebra with a sunburn.

A zebra with a sunburn.

18. What kind of music do killer whales like?

What kind of music do killer whales like? They listen to the orca-stra.

They listen to the orca-stra.

19. Why are fish never good tennis players?

Funny Summer Jokes for Kids:Why are fish never good tennis players? Because they never get close to the net.

Because they never get close to the net.

20. Why did the robot go on summer vacation?

Why did the robot go on summer vacation? To recharge his batteries.

To recharge its batteries.

21. What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Jokes about summer: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.

A fsh.

22. What did one tide pool say to the other tide pool?

What did one tide pool say to the other tide pool? Show me your mussels.

Show me your mussels.

23. Why does a seagull fly over the sea?

Funny Summer Jokes for Kids:Why does a seagull fly over the sea? Because if it flew over the bay, it would be a bagel.

Because if it flew over the bay, it would be a bagel.

24. What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea?

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

It gets wet.

25. What did the little corn say to the mama corn?

Funny Summer Jokes for Kids:What did the little corn say to the mama corn? Where is pop corn?

Where is pop corn?

26. What is brown, hairy, and wears sunglasses?

Jokes about summer: What is brown, hairy, and wears sunglasses? A coconut on vacation. 

A coconut on vacation. 

27. What animal is always at a baseball game?

Funny Summer Jokes for Kids:What animal is always at a baseball game? A bat.

A bat.

28. What kind of water cannot freeze?

Jokes about summer: What kind of water cannot freeze? Hot water.

Hot water.

29. Where do sharks go on vacation?

Jokes about summer: Where do sharks go on vacation? Finland.

Finland.

30. What did the beach say to the tide when it came in?

What did the beach say to the tide when it came in? Long time, no sea. 

Long time, no sea. 

31. What is the difference between a piano and a fish?

What is the difference between a piano and a fish? You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish.

You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish. 

32. Why did the detectives show up at the beach concert?

Why did the detectives show up at the beach concert? Something fishy was going on.

Something fishy was going on.

33. What’s the best kind of sandwich for the beach?

What's the best kind of sandwich for the beach? Peanut butter and jellyfish. 

Peanut butter and jellyfish. 

34. Where do ghosts like to boat on vacation?

Where do ghosts like to boat on vacation? Lake Eerie.

Lake Eerie.

35. Why did the teacher jump into the pool?

Funny Summer Jokes for Kids:Why did the teacher jump into the pool? He wanted to test the water.

They wanted to test the water.

36. What do you call a cantaloupe in a kiddie pool?

What do you call a cantaloupe in a kiddie pool? A watermelon. 

A watermelon. 

37. Why didn’t the sun go to college?

Jokes about summer: Why didn't the sun go to college? He already had a million degrees. 

It already had so many degrees. 

38. What do you call a Labrador retriever at the beach in August?

What do you call a Labrador retriever at the beach in August? A hot dog.

A hot dog.

39. Did you hear about the ice cream truck accident?

Did you hear about the ice cream truck accident? It crashed on a rocky road.

It crashed on a rocky road.

40. Did you hear about the dog who wears a swimsuit?

Did you hear about the dog who wears a swimsuit? Apparently, it looks quite fetching.

Apparently, it looks quite fetching.

41. Why don’t seashells take baths?

Why don’t seashells take baths? Because they wash up on the beach.

Because they wash up on the beach.

42. What happens when ice cream gets angry?

What happens when ice cream gets angry? It has a meltdown.

It has a meltdown.

43. Did you hear about the sunflower that was excited for summer?

Did you hear about the sunflower that was excited for summer? It wet its plants.

It wet its plants.

44. What do you call an anxious mosquito?

What do you call an anxious mosquito? A jitterbug.

A jitterbug.

45. What did the tree say when summer finally arrived?

What did the tree say when summer finally arrived? What a re-leaf.

What a re-leaf.

46. What sits on the seabed and has anxiety?

What sits on the seabed and has anxiety? A nervous wreck.

A nervous wreck.

47. What kind of sandals do frogs wear?

What kind of sandals do frogs wear? Open toad.

Open-toad sandals.

48. Why do bananas wear sunscreen?

Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel.

Because they peel.

49. When is a pool safe for diving? 

When is a pool safe for diving?  It deep ends.

It deep ends.

50. What happens to cows that get too much sun?

What happens to cows that get too much sun? They turn into evaporated milk.

They turn into evaporated milk.

51. Why did the sun go to school?

To get a little brighter.

52. What kind of tree fits in your hand?

A palm tree.

53. Why did the surfer bring a bar of soap to the beach?

To catch some clean waves.

54. Why don’t summer vacation days ever get jealous?

Because they’re all cool.

55. What’s the best day to go to the beach?

Sun-day!

56. How do you throw a party in space during summer?

You planet.

57. What do frogs drink on a hot day?

Croak-a-cola.

58. Why did the bicycle fall over at the beach?

It was two-tired.

59. What do you get when you sit under a tree in summer?

A leaf of absence.

60. Why was the beach always confident?

Because it shore has great self-esteem.

61. What’s a cat’s favorite summer treat?

A mice-cream cone.

62. Why do flamingos stand on one leg?

If they lifted both, they’d fall over!

63. What did the flip-flop say to the foot?

Stop dragging me around!

64. Why did the ice cream go to school?

To become a Smartie sundae.

65. What did the sand say when the tide came in?

I’m shore glad to sea you!

66. Why did the lifeguard kick the elephants out of the pool?

Because they couldn’t keep their trunks up!

67. What’s a Popsicle’s favorite type of music?

Cool jazz.

68. Why was the fish embarrassed?

It saw the ocean’s bottom.

69. What does the sun drink out of?

Sunglasses.

70. What’s a ghost’s favorite beach activity?

Boo-gie boarding.

71. What do you call a sunburned librarian?

Well red.

72. What did the coconut say when it got stepped on?

I’m cracking up!

73. Why didn’t the skeleton go swimming?

It didn’t have the guts.

74. Why did the lazy cloud stay home?

It didn’t feel up to weathering the day.

75. What do you call a day at the beach with no sunscreen?

A bake-cation.

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