It’s hard to believe, but the school year is nearly over and summer is just around the corner! You and your class have worked hard to learn new things, overcome challenges, and celebrate successes. Now it’s time to welcome the sunny season—and some funny summer jokes and kid-friendly summer puns are just what you need. We’ve put together this list of silly jokes about summer that your kids will love!
Funny Summer Jokes for Kids
1. What did the pig say on a hot summer day?Â
I’m bacon.
2. How can you tell that the ocean is friendly?
It waves.
3. Why do fish swim in salt water?
Because pepper water would make them sneeze.
4. Where do sheep go on vacation?
To the Baa-hamas.
5. What do you call a snowman in July?
A puddle.
6. Which letter of the alphabet is the coolest?
Iced T.
7. What do you get when you combine an elephant with a fish?
Swimming trunks.
8. What travels all around the world but stays in one corner?
A postage stamp.
9. Do fish go on vacation?
No, because they’re always in school.
10. Why do fish like to eat worms?
Because they get hooked on them.
11. Why don’t oysters share their pearls?
Because they’re shellfish.
12. Why did the dolphin cross the beach?
To get to the other tide.
13. What is a frog’s favorite summertime treat?
Hopsicles.
14. Why can’t basketball players go on vacation?
They would get called for traveling.
15. Why should you never blame a dolphin for doing anything wrong?
Because they never do it on porpoise.
16. What’s gray and has four legs and a trunk?
A mouse on vacation.
17. What’s black and white and red all over?
A zebra with a sunburn.
18. What kind of music do killer whales like?
They listen to the orca-stra.
19. Why are fish never good tennis players?
Because they never get close to the net.
20. Why did the robot go on summer vacation?
To recharge its batteries.
21. What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh.
22. What did one tide pool say to the other tide pool?
Show me your mussels.
23. Why does a seagull fly over the sea?
Because if it flew over the bay, it would be a bagel.
24. What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea?
It gets wet.
25. What did the little corn say to the mama corn?
Where is pop corn?
26. What is brown, hairy, and wears sunglasses?
A coconut on vacation.Â
27. What animal is always at a baseball game?
A bat.
28. What kind of water cannot freeze?
Hot water.
29. Where do sharks go on vacation?
Finland.
30. What did the beach say to the tide when it came in?
Long time, no sea.Â
31. What is the difference between a piano and a fish?
You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish.Â
32. Why did the detectives show up at the beach concert?
Something fishy was going on.
33. What’s the best kind of sandwich for the beach?
Peanut butter and jellyfish.Â
34. Where do ghosts like to boat on vacation?
Lake Eerie.
35. Why did the teacher jump into the pool?
They wanted to test the water.
36. What do you call a cantaloupe in a kiddie pool?
A watermelon.Â
37. Why didn’t the sun go to college?
It already had so many degrees.Â
38. What do you call a Labrador retriever at the beach in August?
A hot dog.
39. Did you hear about the ice cream truck accident?
It crashed on a rocky road.
40. Did you hear about the dog who wears a swimsuit?
Apparently, it looks quite fetching.
41. Why don’t seashells take baths?
Because they wash up on the beach.
42. What happens when ice cream gets angry?
It has a meltdown.
43. Did you hear about the sunflower that was excited for summer?
It wet its plants.
44. What do you call an anxious mosquito?
A jitterbug.
45. What did the tree say when summer finally arrived?
What a re-leaf.
46. What sits on the seabed and has anxiety?
A nervous wreck.
47. What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
Open-toad sandals.
48. Why do bananas wear sunscreen?
Because they peel.
49. When is a pool safe for diving?Â
It deep ends.
50. What happens to cows that get too much sun?
They turn into evaporated milk.
51. Why did the sun go to school?
To get a little brighter.
52. What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A palm tree.
53. Why did the surfer bring a bar of soap to the beach?
To catch some clean waves.
54. Why don’t summer vacation days ever get jealous?
Because they’re all cool.
55. What’s the best day to go to the beach?
Sun-day!
56. How do you throw a party in space during summer?
You planet.
57. What do frogs drink on a hot day?
Croak-a-cola.
58. Why did the bicycle fall over at the beach?
It was two-tired.
59. What do you get when you sit under a tree in summer?
A leaf of absence.
60. Why was the beach always confident?
Because it shore has great self-esteem.
61. What’s a cat’s favorite summer treat?
A mice-cream cone.
62. Why do flamingos stand on one leg?
If they lifted both, they’d fall over!
63. What did the flip-flop say to the foot?
Stop dragging me around!
64. Why did the ice cream go to school?
To become a Smartie sundae.
65. What did the sand say when the tide came in?
I’m shore glad to sea you!
66. Why did the lifeguard kick the elephants out of the pool?
Because they couldn’t keep their trunks up!
67. What’s a Popsicle’s favorite type of music?
Cool jazz.
68. Why was the fish embarrassed?
It saw the ocean’s bottom.
69. What does the sun drink out of?
Sunglasses.
70. What’s a ghost’s favorite beach activity?
Boo-gie boarding.
71. What do you call a sunburned librarian?
Well red.
72. What did the coconut say when it got stepped on?
I’m cracking up!
73. Why didn’t the skeleton go swimming?
It didn’t have the guts.
74. Why did the lazy cloud stay home?
It didn’t feel up to weathering the day.
75. What do you call a day at the beach with no sunscreen?
A bake-cation.
