Sometimes we all need a laugh to get through the day. If you’re teaching a unit about weather or want to spice up your morning meeting weather reports, why not tie in a few jokes with the lesson? Below are our favorite jokes about weather to share with your class. Rain or shine, we’ve got you covered with some hilarious weather jokes!
What happens when it rains cats and dogs?
You have to be careful not to step in a poodle.
What did one hurricane say to the other hurricane?
I have my eye on you.
What did one lightning bolt say to the other lightning bolt?
You’re shocking!
What does a cloud wear under its raincoat?
Thunderwear.
What goes up when the rain comes down?
An umbrella.
Why shouldn’t you fight with a cloud?
It will storm out on you.
What is it called when it rains chickens and ducks?
Fowl weather.
What bow can’t be tied?
A rainbow.
What did the tornado say to the sports car?
Want to go for a spin?
Why is it cold on Christmas?
Because it’s in Decembrrrrr!
What’s the difference between a horse and the weather?
One is reined up and the other rains down.
How did the hurricane see?
With its eye.
If an orchestra plays in a thunderstorm, who is most likely to get hit by lightning?
The conductor.
What did one volcano say to the other volcano?
I lava you.
What happens when winter arrives?
Autumn leaves.
When does it rain money?
When there’s change in the weather.
What do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain?
A drizzly bear.
What do you get if you cross a shark with ice?
Frostbite.
What is the worst type of weather to hire for a job?
Lightning. It’s always on strike!
I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
It was a terrible summer for Humpty Dumpty, but he certainly had a great fall.
Why should you meditate during a storm?
It’s an in-lightning experience!
Why did the weather ask for privacy?
It wanted to change.
What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxi cabs.
What happened to the snowman during the heat wave?
He made a pool of himself.
How does a thunderstorm catch fish?
With a lightning rod.
What do you call a snowstorm in a magical land?
The Blizzard of Oz.
What do you call an old snowman?
A puddle.
Why shouldn’t you tell a joke while standing on ice?
Because it might crack up.
What did the rain say to the Earth?
I’m falling for you!
What do you say on a snowy day?
Snow problem!
Why did the thermometer go to college?
It wanted a degree.
Where does a snowman keep its money?
In a snowbank.
Why didn’t the icicle go to school?
He’s too cool for school.
Where do snowmen put their websites?
On the winternet.
What do snowmen sleep on?
A blanket of snow.
What does the wind eat?
A wind meal.
What’s the richest kind of air?
A billionaire.
How do you find out the weather when you’re on vacation?
Go outside and look up.
When are your eyes not eyes?
When the wind makes them water.
What falls but never hits the ground?
The temperature.
Who does everyone listen to but no one believes?
The weather reporter.
Why is the sun so smart?
Because it has over 5,000 degrees.
What is the best day to go to the beach?
Sun-day, of course.
Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?
Because they peel.
What did one raindrop say to the other?
“Two’s company, three’s a cloud.”
How did my cat know about tomorrow’s weather?
He looked at the fur-cast.
What type of humor does a dust storm have?
A very dry sense of humor.
What does a mountain wear on its head?
A snowcap.
What do trees say after a long winter?
What a re-leaf.
What’s a tornado’s favorite game to play?
Twister.
Why did the fog get bad grades?
Because it was too dense.
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
An abdominal snowman.
What happens when the fog lifts in California?
UCLA!
Why did the sun go to school?
To get a little brighter.
Why was the weather so unpredictable?
Because it had cloudy judgment.
Why did the tornado break up with the hurricane?
Because it was just a whirlwind romance.
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Plus, check out our favorite jokes for kids about animals and science.
