Cats are majestic and whimsical creatures that bring joy to those around them. If just the thought of these sweet and fuzzy creatures makes you smile, these hiss-terical cat jokes for kids will have you laughing out loud. They are purrfect for kids of all ages, even if some of them are a bit cheesy!

Cat Jokes for Kids

What color do kittens love the most?

Purrple.

What did the kitten have at its birthday party?

A pounce house.

What do you call a pirate with a cat on his shoulder?

A purr-ate.

What do you call a cat who lives at the beach?

Sandy claws.

What do you get when you cross a ball with a cat?

A fur ball.

What do you call an old tomcat?

Grand-paw.

What do you call a pile of cats?

A meow-ntain.

Why do cats hate laptops?

They don’t have a mouse.

What is a cat’s favorite cereal?

Mice Krispies.

Why is it so hard for a leopard to hide?

Because he’s always spotted.

How do you spell mousetrap using only three letters?

C-A-T!

What is a cat’s favorite dessert?

Chocolate mouse.

What do you call a cat who became a doctor?

A first-aid cat.

What is a cat’s favorite movie?

The Sound of Mewsic.

Why can’t you watch a movie with a cat?

He can’t stop pushing the paws button.

What do cats like to eat on hot days?

Mice cream cones.

What’s a cat’s favorite TV show?

Claw and Order.

What’s a cat’s favorite subject in school?

MEWsic.

What song do kittens always request at dances?

Mice Mice Baby.

What do you get when you cross a cat with a parrot?

A carrot.

Why do cats make terrible storytellers?

They only have one tail.

How does a cat decide what he wants from a store?

He flips through the cat-alog.

What kind of musician do cats like to be?

Purr-cussionists.

What do you call cats that live in igloos?

Eski-meows.

What is a cat’s favorite day of the week?

Cat-urday.

When cats need to go to the airport, who do they call?

A tabby.

How is a cat like a coin?

It has a head on one side and a tail on the other.

Why can’t a group of cats get together to play games?

There are too many cheetahs.

What happens when cats who like each other go on a date?

They hiss.

What happened after the cat ate a ball of wool?

She had mittens.

What do you call a cat police force?

Claw enforcement.

What’s a cat’s favorite sport?

Hairball.

Why did the teenage cat get sent to his room?

He had a bad cat-titude.

How do you know your cat used your computer?

Your mouse has teeth marks on it.

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