Pi Day is March 14th, and what better way to start your math lesson than with a few pi jokes!

## 3+14 Pi Jokes for Kids

### 1. What do you get when you divide the circumference of a jack-oâ€™-lantern by its diameter?

Pumpkin pi!

### 2. Whatâ€™s the best way to serve pi?

A la mode. Anything else is mean.

### 3. Why should you never talk to Pi?

Because they will go on and on and on forever.

### 4. What do you get when you divide the circumference of the sun by its diameter?

Pi in the sky.

### 5. Why shouldnâ€™t you let advanced math intimidate you?

Itâ€™s really as easy as pi!

### 6. A statistics professor and a math professor worked together on a cookbook.

They called it â€śPi A La Modeâ€ť.

### 7. Why did Pi fail their driverâ€™s test?

Because they didnâ€™t know when to stop.

### 8. What do you get when you dive the circumference of green cheese by its diameter?

Moon pi.

### 9. What are 3.14% of sailors?

Pi-rates.

### 10. Whatâ€™s wrong with the equation â€śpi r squared?â€ť

Pi are round. Cake are square.

### 11. What did Pi say when asked if they could explain what Pi Day was again?

â€śI donâ€™t want to repeat myself.â€ť

### 12. Why should you never argue with Pi?

They are completely irrational.

### 13. What is a math teacherâ€™s favorite snake?

A pi-thon.

### 14. What did the triangle say to the circle?

Youâ€™re pointless.

### 15. Whatâ€™s the official animal of Pi day?

The pi-thon!

### 16. What happens when you eat too much pi?

You get a bigger circumference.

### 17. What do you get when a bunch of sheep stand in a circle?

Shepherdâ€™s Pi.