Society expects a lot from those in charge of educating children. That often means we need to be on our best behavior … or at least look like we are! Alas, not everyone is perfect. We all have several teacher secrets we keep hidden from those outside the world of education. But we can definitely share them with you all! #SorryNotSorry. How many of these teacher secrets have you done?

1. We’ve all considered throwing that stack of ungraded homework away … and maybe even have done it!

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“Nobody will notice that they didn’t get that poetry assignment back. I’ll just put 100% for everyone in the grade book.”

2. We’ve all been happy when certain students were absent.

“Oh, Michael has strep and is going to be out for the rest of the week? That’s terrible! What? No, of course, I’m not laughing! I’m … coughing! I just swallowed some water, and it went down the wrong pipe. That’s all.”

3. We’ve all copied things we weren’t supposed to copy.

“‘Do Not Photocopy’ is really just a suggestion, right?”

4. We’ve all hoped for an injury the day before a field trip.

Will and Grace injury meme - teacher secrets

“I’m so sorry I have crutches. I’ll have to pass on that all-day trip to the aquarium, lugging around sack lunches, and trying to find bathrooms every ten seconds.”

5. We’ve all hoped for that extra snow day.

“All right, I know I checked 10 minutes ago, but weather changes, right? I should just check again. Hmm … maybe another weather app would have a more up-to-date prediction!”

6. We’ve all made spelling mistakes when writing on the whiteboard.

“Yes, well done. I did that on purpose to see who was clever enough to find it!”

7. We’ve all tried to sneak snacks or drinks without students seeing us.

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“No, I did not bring enough for the class. That’s why I’m hiding behind the bookshelf stuffing the cookie I didn’t get to eat during my lunch period into my face like a squirrel loading up for winter!”

8. Or we snuck treats without them even realizing it!

“Sorry, you can’t have one. This is my jar of vitamins. They only look like gummi bears.”

9 We’ve all spilled something on a project we’re grading.

“Let me just cover this ketchup mark with a red smiley face.”

10. We’ve all grabbed a pencil to use as a stir stick.

Pencil to stir coffee -- teacher secrets

“I could go back to the teacher lounge to get a stir stick, but this pencil is sitting right there … who will notice?”

11. We’ve all failed to be the “grown-up” in an argument with a student.

“I know you are, but what am I? You know what? Just be quiet and do your work … ’cause I said so.”

12. We’ve all sent that student out on errands just to get a break.

“Why yes, I’d love it if you could take this here note to the teacher all the way across campus.”

13. We’ve all called in sick … without really being sick.

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“I may not have a fever, the flu, or any other physical illness, but if I come into school today, I may lose it. Does that count?” (Yes, yes it does.)

14. We’ve all shown a movie or called for quiet time because we needed a break.

“OK, I have a migraine. So we’re going to silently take out our textbooks and silently solve problems 1 through 67. Did I mention that we would be doing this silently?”

15. Or called for an early recess and blamed the students for not being focused.

“It seems you all need a brain break. Let’s hit those foursquare courts and get some energy out!”

16. We’ve all realized something really embarrassing way too late.

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“My skirt is tucked into my tights? But I haven’t been to the bathroom in hours …”

17. During distance learning, we all wore pajama bottoms while teaching.

“I barely woke up and got to my laptop. Nobody will know if I just change, put on a shirt, and comb my hair!”

18. We’ve all had favorite students.

“Aliyah joined the lacrosse team? That’s amazing! She and I talked all last year about her doing that.”

19. We’ve all feigned genuine interest while receiving questionable admin feedback.

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“I will absolutely think about how I can implement that idea. Thank you so much!”

20. We’ve all rolled our eyes when asked to do icebreakers at staff meetings.

“Would it be inappropriate to write IHATEPD on a vanity nameplate? Asking for a friend.”

21. We’ve all had that one colleague whose drama is just too much.

“No, to be honest, when Karen mentioned that she thought it might be fun to try a different novel next year, I didn’t take it as her saying that everything you teach is boring and old-fashioned and you aren’t a good teacher. I just thought, you know, that she thinks it might be fun to try a new book next year.”

22. We’ve all stolen (or at least thought about stealing) that drink or snack from the faculty fridge.

You ate my sandwich teacher secrets

“OK, on one hand, stealing this Diet Coke is a terrible, horrible violation of coworker trust. On the other hand, if I don’t get some caffeine in me, there’s no way I can get through the rest of this day. Tricky … very tricky.”

23. We’ve all regretted something we’ve said to our students.

“OK, I need to amend my earlier statement about there being no dumb questions. ‘Cause there are … there really are.”

24. We’ve all wondered what other jobs we could do with a teaching degree.

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“I could be a truck driver. Just me. Driving along. No one calling my name a million times a day. Just me. Listening to the radio. Or not. I could just sit in complete silence and drive.”

25. We’ve all secretly giggled at anyone who doesn’t have a job as awesome as ours.

“Wait. Your job doesn’t make you laugh, cry, jump up and down with joy, pull your hair out, sadder and happier than you’ve ever been? You don’t absolutely know for sure that you’re making a real difference every day? Wow, that’s … weird.”

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