As the snow melts and the flowers begin to bloom, there’s no better way to celebrate the arrival of spring than with a good laugh. Spring jokes have a special way of capturing the essence of the season, bringing warmth and smiles just as the days start to get longer. Whether you’re looking for a chuckle to share with friends or a lighthearted way to welcome the season, this collection of spring jokes is sure to brighten your day. Enjoy!
Spring Jokes To Brighten the Season
1. Why are trees very forgiving in spring?
Because they “turn over a new leaf.”
2. Why is everyone so tired on April 1?
Because they just finished a 31-day March.
3. What did the big flower say to the little flower?
“Hi, bud!”
4. Why was the gardener so busy over the weekend?
Because his plants were in “spring” training.
5. What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?
Lily.
6. Why do birds fly north in the spring?
Because it’s way faster than walking!
7. How excited was the gardener about spring?
So excited he wet his plants!
8. What season is it when you are on a trampoline?
Spring-time.
9. What did one April shower say to the other?
“May flowers.”
10. Why couldn’t the flower ride its bike?
It lost its petals.
11. What goes up when the rain comes down?
An umbrella.
12. What kind of garden does a baker have?
A flour garden.
13. What do you call an emergency in spring?
May Day.
14. Why was the math book sad about spring?
Because it had too many problems.
15. What’s spring’s favorite kind of pickles?
Daffo-dills.
16. Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use honeycombs.
17. What did the tree say in spring?
What a re-leaf!
18. Why did the worm take a nap?
Because it was tired from turning the spring soil.
19. What do you get when you plant kisses?
Tu-lips.
20. Why don’t you need a map in the spring?
Because the flowers start to show their true colors.
21. What’s a rabbit’s favorite springtime dance?
The bunny hop.
22. Why did the farmer plant a seed in his computer?
He wanted to download some spring flowers!
23. How do April flowers kiss?
With their tu-lips.
24. Why is spring a great time to start a gardening business?
Because it’s the season when you can really rake in the cash!
25. What kind of bow can’t be tied?
A rainbow.
26. Why was the Easter egg hiding?
Because it was a little chicken.
27. What do you call it when it rains chickens and ducks in spring?
Fowl weather.
28. What do you call a well-dressed lion in spring?
A dandy-lion.
29. Why do we never tell secrets in a garden?
Because the potatoes have eyes, the corn has ears, and the beans stalk.
30. What did the summer say to the spring?
Help! I’m going to fall.
31. Why did the sun go to school?
To get a little brighter for the spring days.
32. What did the oak tree say when it saw the cherry blossoms?
“You look blooming marvelous!”
33. How does the rain tie its shoes in the spring?
With a rainbow.
34. What’s a sign that spring is a great investor?
It always brings May flowers after April showers.
35. Why are spring jokes always on time?
Because they March forward!
36. What did the bird say after making its nest in March?
“Home tweet home!”
37. Why did the gardener plant a seed in the pond?
He wanted to grow a water-melon.
38. What’s a tree’s favorite drink?
Root beer, especially in the spring.
39. Why was the cucumber not cool?
Because it saw the salad dressing for the spring picnic.
40. What do you call an old snowman in spring?
A puddle.
41. What does a cloud wear under its raincoat?
Thunderwear.
42. Why is spring the most tear-jerking season?
Because love—and pollen—are in the air.
43. What did the tree wear to the spring party?
A new leaf.
44. Why was the bee buzzing about spring?
Because it heard the flowers were a-bloom.
45. What’s a ghost’s favorite spring flower?
Boo-lips.
46. Why does spring always seem so happy?
Because it likes to bounce back.
47. What did one spring day say to the other spring day?
“Let’s have a May-keover.”
48. How do you start a spring garden?
With a green thumb and a lot of grow-tivation.
49. Why was the grass so excited for spring?
It was ready for a mow-ment in the sun.
50. What kind of garden does an astronaut have?
A space garden, where the stars bloom in spring.
51. Why do trees hate tests?
Because they get stumped by the questions.
52. What did the flower say after it told a joke?
“I was just pollen your leg!”
53. What type of weather does a balloon hate?
Pop-up showers!
54. How does the moon plant its garden in spring?
By the moonlight, using a space shovel.
55. What’s the best part about spring jokes?
They help your giggles bloom.
56. Why are spring brooks so gossipy?
Because they’re always babbling.
57. What do you call springtime magic?
A floral enchantment.
58. What do you call a deer that enjoys playing in the rain?
A reindeer.
59. How do you know spring is a good musician?
Because it has perfect timing—it always arrives on cue.
60. Why do birds fly north in the spring?
For the early bird special.
61. What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Bugs Bunny.
62. Why do gardeners make excellent gossipers in spring?
Because they have the best dirt.
63. What did spring say to the flower?
“I’ve got you covered!”
64. Why are spring showers so rich?
Because they have a lot of liquid assets.
65. What’s spring’s favorite kind of music?
Bloom-bop.
66. Why don’t flowers drive their cars in early spring?
They’re afraid of spring potholes.
67. What did the leaf say to spring?
“I’m falling for you.”
68. How do sheep in spring stay clean?
Rain showers.
69. What is the king’s favorite kind of weather?
Reign-y weather!
70. What do you call a bear caught out in the rain in spring?
A drizzly bear.
71. Why did the gardener take his plant to therapy?
Because it had growing pains.
72. What did spring say to winter?
“Time to break the ice!”
73. Why are spring jokes the best way to start your day?
Because they plant a smile on your face.
74. Why did the spring breakers miss their flight?
They had no spring in their step.
75. Why did the lettuce close its eyes?
Because it wanted to seize the day-dream.
76. How do flowers ride to school in the spring?
On the school bud.
77. What did the bird say to the worm?
“Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. Let’s hope spring brings more cheese.”
78. Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing for the spring feast.
79. What’s a tree’s least favorite month?
Sep-timber.
80. Why did the scarecrow win an award in spring?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
81. What did one raindrop say to the other raindrop?
Two is company and three’s a cloud.
82. Why do lemons smell so good in spring?
Because they’re zest-ful of the season.
83. How do you organize a fantastic spring party?
You planet with flowers, sunshine, and a sprinkle of laughter.
84. What did the spring breeze say to the kite?
“Hold on tight—it’s going to be a gusty ride!”
85. Why was the cucumber so relaxed in spring?
Because it finally pickled the perfect spot in the garden.
86. What’s a cat’s favorite color in spring?
Purr-ple.
87. Why do spring peepers sing so loud?
Because they want to be a part of the spring symphony.
88. What do you call it when worms take over the world in spring?
Global worming.
89. Why was the book about spring so engaging?
Because it had a great “plot” and lots of growth.
90. Why do spring flowers always win at games?
Because they’re unbe-leaf-ably good at them.
91. What did the spring rain say to the flower?
“Keep it up and you’ll grow into something beautiful!”
92. Which superhero likes spring the best?
Robin.
93. What do you call a snowman in April?
Water.
94. Why are bunnies the luckiest animals in spring?
Because they have four rabbits’ feet.
95. How do you catch a squirrel in spring?
Climb a tree and act like a nut!
96. Why do bumblebees buzz around flowers in spring?
Because they can’t find the doorbell!
97. Why did the gardener plant light bulbs?
He wanted to grow a power plant.
98. Why is the florist so happy in the spring?
Because business is blooming!
99. Why did the spring joke get a great response?
Because it was thyme-ly.
100. What kind of egg did the bad chicken lay?
A deviled egg.
101. Why are spring trees always in shape?
Because they need to fit into their trunks.
102. What did the oak tree wear to the spring dance?
Wooden shoes.
103. Why do we tell actors to “break a leg” in spring plays?
Because every play has a cast coming out in the spring.
104. What’s a gardener’s favorite spring sport?
Weeding. It’s a real ground game.
105. Why was the computer cold at the start of spring?
It left its Windows open.
106. What did one spring flower say to the other?
“Stop petaling yourself short!”
107. Why did the leaf go to the doctor in spring?
It was feeling green.
108. How do rabbits travel in spring?
By hareplane.
109. What do you call a bear with no teeth in spring?
A gummy bear.
110. Why don’t secret agents sleep in spring?
Because they’re undercover.
111. Why are flowers so friendly?
They always have new buds.
112. Why was the broom late?
It swept in.
113. What did spring say to the flower bulbs?
“It’s time to wake up and smell the roses!”
114. Why do cows go to New York in spring?
To see the moo-sicals!
115. What did the bird say after building its nest on a clock?
“Time flies!”
116. Why did the farmer start a punk rock band in spring?
Because he was tired of hoeing the same old row.
117. How do you make a water bed bouncier?
Use spring water.
118. What did the grape say when it got stepped on in spring?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
119. Why was the calendar so happy in spring?
Because it had a date.
120. Does February like March?
No, but April May!
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