Whether itâs a root canal or standardized testing season, the experience can be traumatic. For both, you just have have to take a deep breath and get through it. If you are entering testing season, then you can easily see that there are (at least!) six ways that itâs a lot like getting a root canal.
1. It sneaks up on you.
But, but ⊠you were flossing every day! Or at least every other day. How can you need a root canal?! Likewise, youâre midway through your best unit of the year. Students are strangely engaged like theyâve never been before. That kid who used to show up every day without a pencil has finally started bringing one to class. Standardized testing rolls around just in time for you to stop and lose all of your momentum. Sigh.
2. Thereâs no getting out of it.
Sure, you could just ignore it. Hope it goes away. But it wonât. In fact, ignoring it will only make it worse. You just have to deal with it.
3. âThis wonât hurt a bit.â
Whether itâs your dentist or your administrator, you know they donât WANT to cause you pain, but the pain is inevitable. Theyâll make sure youâre comfortable. Theyâll check on you and ask if youâre doing OK. Youâll just nod your head and say âuh-huhâ while trying to hold back those tears.
4. You will be numb.
You know those days when you barely get a chance to sit down or use the bathroom, and it seems like eight hours goes by in the blink of an eye? Not standardized testing day. The days will drag on. Minutes seem like hours. Youâll think it must be time for lunch soon because your stomach is rumbling, but then when you look at the clock, itâs barely 9:30 am. By the time itâs 3:00 pm, youâre practically catatonic.
5. Youâre sooooo happy when itâs over (for now).
All done! You breathe a sigh of relief and know you made it through. It wasnât easy. There was pain. There were tears. Maybe a little blood. You kept wondering when it would all be over. You know this probably wonât be your last time through it, but for now, youâre finished. You make a mental note to add more dental floss to your shopping list. And extra pencils for that kid. You know heâs going to forget again.
6. You deserve a reward.
Get yourself some ice cream. You deserve it. That was a lot to go through, and youâre probably not ready for solid food after all of that anyway.
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