Are you used to doling out relationship advice to those who have been dating for a whole five minutes? Have you been blessed by people when you tell them your profession? If so, there is no doubt you’re a middle school teacher. Although being a middle school teacher has its ups and downs, the “ups” are magical moments that make all the challenges worth it. Here are the top reasons why teaching middle school is by far the best job ever.
1. Middle school students tell it like it is.
If your haircut is bad, your outfit is so-last-year, or your mascara smudged onto your eyelid, you can count on middle school students to let you know. Maybe the gracefulness in the way they tell you is missing, but they will hold you accountable and make sure you’re on point.
2. They also have a ridiculous sense of humor.
If the swirly brown emoji is in the frequently used list on your phone, there’s no doubt you’re a middle school teacher. As adults, we’ve learned restraint with our jokes, but I know most of you enjoy the irony that potty talk is number two on this list. Middle school students may not have sophisticated humor, but their silly, awkward jokes keeps us laughing, which must add years to our lives.
3. You live in an Axe body spray ad.
You know the Axe body spray commercials where a young lad is clouding himself in a large mist of fragrance and, as a result of his fresh scent, is suddenly chased by a herd of bikini-clad women? Well, the middle school hallway usually includes at least one young lad who, like the commercial, THINKS the herd will come his way. As a result, he keeps spraying, and spraying, and spraying. The herd never comes, but the smell lasts forever. If you’re a middle school teacher, you’ve walked through the Axe cloud at least once … a day.
4. You have an endless supply of funny stories at parties.
If you’re a middle school teacher, there is no doubt you have a good story to share with friends at happy hour.Joey, who just wanted to taste the berries off of a mysterious bush during a fire drill and came to tell you he wasn’t feeling well with lips stained purple? Great story. Timmy who listed “porn” as a genre? It IS a genre, after all. You can make your friends laugh, only slightly at your expense.
5. People bless you … often.
When a person asks your profession, and you respond with “middle school teacher,” more often than not, you get a response similar to this: “God bless you, honey!” It happens once a grocery store trip for me, usually by a sweet, older woman who walks away shaking her head in disbelief that any sane human being can choose working with preteens as a profession.
6. Middle school students have hope.
Despite all the crazy, middle school students are the least jaded individuals we know. When the world gets crazy and adults are hard to deal with, middle school students often speak the truth. When there is a problem or a person in need, middle school students are the first to run to their teachers to propose a solution. They KNOW they can make a difference in the world. They don’t consider the obstacles, which when riding their bike over that giant ramp they made out of plywood to land in their pool is completely scary, but when it comes to their plans of saving the world, it is downright inspiring.
7. Your own relationship suddenly seems INCREDIBLY functional.
Middle school relationships are just weird to begin with. Think Napoleon-Dynamite-level awkward. However, their five-minute relationships that exist via text messages sent from across the room make your relationship seem more functional than ever. I was once walking down the hallway with one of my students who passed their supposed significant other, and both of them looked as far away from the other as they could possibly look. They were deeply in love, but talking and eye contact were clearly not their thing.
8. You have celebrity status.
If you ever see your middle school students in public, they are not only shocked, it is likely they will come running towards you screaming your name, and they often travel in packs. You go to the grocery store? Their middle-school mind is blown. You shop at the mall? Mind. Blown. If they ever happen to see you outside of school with another teacher, I’m not sure they can recover.
9. You become part of a special tribe.
Middle school teachers stick together. You have to, because you’re all slightly crazy. As a result, your middle school tribe has your back when things get tough, when it feels like no one else is supporting you in reaching the needs of some of the neediest little beings on earth, and when you are so exhausted you need a quadruple espresso shot from the nearest coffee shop STAT.
10. Middle school students need you.
It is nice to be needed once in awhile, and those one hundred-ish students need YOU to help them figure out some of the most difficult years of their lives. How does one handle all of these shifting, crazy hormones? What do you do when your friends don’t invite you to that party? How can a human being recover when the person you shared a 100 day snapchat streak with suddenly forgets about you? Tomorrow will be a better day. You know that. You lived it yourself, and you’ve seen years of students make it through the good and the bad to grow into pretty amazing human beings. When your desk is surrounded by confused, scared, unsure tweens an hour after the final bell rings, you tell them that you believe that they, too, will make it through. You, middle school teacher, empower kids when they need it the most.
11. For middle school students, every emotion is heightened.
Wait? This made the good list? Yes, the drama is heightened, the breakups are devastating (they were together for a WHOLE DAY!), being overwhelmed means their homework is LITERALLY GOING TO RUIN THEIR LIVES, but they also love with their whole hearts. And that means they love you. Middle school students still regard their teachers as heroes. Although they are obviously incredibly cool (remember, they used Axe body spray this morning), they also really look up to you for guidance. After all, one cannot navigate being in the middle alone.