35 Teacher Stock Photos That Are So Bad They’re Good

“I wear stilettos every day for seven hours straight.”

35 Teacher Stock Photos That Are So Bad They're Good

If education were like teacher stock photos, the classroom would pretty much be sunshine and rainbows. Here’s what the best teacher stock photos tell us about our jobs. 

1. “We get our 30 minutes of reading in every single day. Plus, we stop in the middle for an Instagram-perfect pic.” 

2. “We have supreme technology resources at our school, and we always use them appropriately.” 


3. “It’s so easy to get kids working silently. So easy, in fact, that I can turn my back and relax a bit.”

27 Teacher Stock Photos That Are So Bad They're Good

4. “I don’t know what your teacher look is like, but this is mine. It quiets the class in seconds.” 

5. “I can’t uncross my arms. But this is my teacher pose 90 percent of the time.”

6. “We give high fives in my classroom approximately 256 times a day.” 

7. “I would never be in front of my chalkboard without my handy-dandy teacher pointer.” 

8. “Art time is always so neat and organized, and everyone takes turns.”

9. “We have so much extra time after learning all the standards that we like to play Ring Around the Rosie.”

10. “This is a really complicated and unnecessary equation, but I love, love, love writing on the chalkboard.”

11. “My students are so perfect during lunchtime. They sit nicely, eat healthy lunches, and all get along.”

12. “I have lots of time for eating lunch with my colleagues and talking about how we plan to better ourselves as educators every single day.”

13. “I wear stilettos every day, and they never hurt my feet. I’m just sitting because it’s about to be story time!”

14. “I love apples so much that I carry them everywhere. Watch me balance an apple on this stack of books.”

15. “My students love to talk about long division. Not one of them is raising a hand to ask how much longer until recess.”

16. Communication with parents is always easy-peasy. In fact, I’m looking forward to talking about, you know, that one behavior incident.”

17. “After school, I like to stand in my immaculate classroom and reflect on a job well done.”

18. “Students are always so easy to engage. All it takes is a workbook and pencil.”

19. “I love being tackle-hugged by my students. Plus, this two-year-old kid in the class isn’t weird at all.” 

20. “This classroom selfie is going to really light up my Instagram feed. #TeacherLife” 

21. “If our smiles ever start to fade, we just think about the after-school faculty meeting. Yeah for PD.”

22. “You wouldn’t believe how much of my day consists of quiet work time.”

23. “Can you believe there are only six students in my kindergarten class?”

24. “Hey, look! I have eight students. It’s the perfect number!”

25. “I can get so much planning done while my students work independently. This one here is leading the class in a math lesson.”

26. “Every day I have loads of quality one-on-one time with my students.”

27. “My students always line up nicely for the bus or when going to lunch, recess, or field trips.”

28. “Ah, student participation is so easy. Which hand to choose?”

29. “I’m not at all nervous that my students are going to break all the beakers that I had to buy with my own money.”

30. “My students are just riveted by our geography textbook. They can’t take their eyes off it!”

31. “Why yes, that is part of Asia. See all the hands-on learning we do in my classroom?”  

32. “Sure, my neck hurts, but this juicy red apple definitely makes up for it.”

33. “No matter what grade or age, we always write 2+2=4 on the chalkboard.”

34. “Classrooms are always neat, organized, and filled with plenty of supplies.”

35. “This is the kind of attire I wear every day. I’m just going to make a quick parent phone call to deliver some good news, and then I’m headed out dancing with my friends.”

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35 Teacher Stock Photos That Are So Bad They're Good