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140 Fantastic Fall Jokes To Celebrate the Season

You’ll fall over laughing!

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By Jeanne Croteau, M.S., Psychology, Master TEFL Certified
Aug 26, 2024

Get ready to rake in the fun with this cheesy list of fall jokes! This is such a cozy time a year, making it the perfect time to share a good chuckle or fall jokes in the classroom or with friends and family. So, let the crisp autumn air fill your lungs as these fall jokes leave you laughing. Enjoy!

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Best Fall Jokes for Everyone

1. Why do trees hate tests in the fall?

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Because they get stumped by the questions.

2. What’s a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?

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Straw-berries.

3. Why did the scarecrow win an award?

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He was outstanding in his field.

4. What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?

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Pumpkin squash.

5. Why did the tree worry that it would never get its leaves back in spring?

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It couldn’t be-leaf it.

6. What kind of vest should you wear in the fall?

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A har-vest.

7. What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?

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Pumpkin pi.

8. What reads and lives in an apple?

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A bookworm.

9. What did one leaf say to the other?

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“I’m falling for you!”

10. Why are trees so carefree and happy in the fall?

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Because they can let loose.

11. What do you use to mend a jack-o’-lantern?

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A pumpkin patch.

12. What falls in autumn but never gets hurt?

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Leaves.

13. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?

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They don’t have the guts.

14. What is a tree’s least favorite month?

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Sep-timber.

15. Why did the farmer plant a seed in his pond?

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He was trying to grow a water-melon.

16. What happens when winter arrives early?

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Autumn leaves.

17. Why did the leaf go to school?

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To turn over a new leaf.

18. Why was the pumpkin so confident?

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Because it was gourd-geous!

19. Why did the leaf go to the doctor?

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It was feeling a little green.

20. What’s the best thing to put into a pie?

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Your teeth.

21. Why do birds fly south in the fall?

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Because it’s too far to walk.

22. What did the tree say to autumn?

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“Leaf me alone!”

23. What kind of music do mummies listen to at Halloween parties?

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Wrap music.

24. What is a pumpkin’s favorite sport?

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Squash.

25. Why are trees so forgiving in autumn?

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Because in the fall, they “let it go” with every leaf.

26. What do you call a colorful pile of leaves?

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A fall palette.

27. What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

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I scream.

28. What did the jack-o’-lantern say to the pumpkin?

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“Cut it out!”

29. Why did the apple cry?

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Its peelings were hurt.

30. What do you call a tree that doubts fall is coming?

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A tree in disbe-leaf.

31. What kind of music did the Pilgrims listen to?

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Plymouth rock.

32. What’s a pumpkin’s favorite Western movie?

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The Good, the Bad, and the Gourdy.

33. Why can’t pumpkins keep secrets from the corn?

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Because it’s all ears.

34. What’s a skeleton’s favorite musical instrument?

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The trom-bone.

35. How do leaves travel?

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They use the autumn-mobile.

36. How do trees get on the internet?

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They log on.

37. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?

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Frostbite.

38. Why did the skeleton sit in the corner during the party?

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It had no body to dance with.

39. What do you get when you cross a pumpkin with a squash?

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A squashed pumpkin pie.

40. What do you call a spooky tree?

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A fright-mare.

41. Why did the pumpkin sit on the porch?

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It was trying to be a jack-o’-lantern.

42. Why did the apple stop in the middle of the road?

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Because it ran out of juice.

43. What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house?

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The living room.

44. Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn?

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Because he had a great fall.

45. How do you make an apple turnover?

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Push it down a hill.

46. Why are ghosts bad at lying?

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Because you can see right through them.

47. What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit?

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A blood orange.

48. Why was the jack-o’-lantern afraid to cross the road?

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It had no guts.

49. What do trees do after school?

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Their leaf-work.

50. What’s a scarecrow’s favorite drink?

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Hay-tea.

51. Why did the pumpkin pie go to school?

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To get a little smarter.

52. How do you repair a broken tomato?

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Tomato paste.

53. Why did the tree go to the dentist?

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It needed a root canal.

54. Why did the leaf go to the party?

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Because it was fall-ing into fun.

55. What’s the problem with twin witches?

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You never know witch is which!

56. What did the oak tree say when autumn came?

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“I’m gonna leaf now!”

57. Why did the scarecrow become a musician?

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Because he had a lot of pluck.

58. What happens when you get scared half to death twice?

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You’re 100% scared!

59. Why did the apple pie go to therapy?

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It needed help dealing with its inner fillings.

60. What did the mummy say after the show?

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“That’s a wrap!”

61. What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?

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A fur coat that fangs around your neck.

62. Why was the broom late?

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It swept in.

63. What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?

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A hobblin’ goblin.

64. Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

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Because they have a lot of spirit.

65. Why did the skeleton climb the tree?

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Because a dog was after its bones.

66. What did the tree wear to the pool party?

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Swimming trunks.

67. Why is it so easy to play practical jokes on autumn leaves?

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Because they’ll fall for anything.

68. Why do ghosts go on diets?

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So they can maintain their ghoulish figures.

69. How are trees very caring?

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They are always looking out for their roots.

70. What kind of dog does Dracula have?

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A bloodhound.

71. What type of tie does a ghost wear to a formal party?

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A boo-tie.

72. Which music artist is a skeleton’s favorite?

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Bone-Jovi.

73. What happens when you eat too much pumpkin pie?

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You get autumny ache.

74. What kind of belt does a pumpkin wear?

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A squash-buckler.

75. What is a ghost’s favorite fruit?

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Boo-berries.

76. Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches?

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They have no hands to knock on the door.

77. Why are graveyards noisy?

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Because of all the coffin.

78. What do you call a fat pumpkin?

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A plumpkin.

79. What game do young ghosts love?

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Hide-and-shriek!

80. What do you call a witch at the beach?

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A sandwitch.

81. Why did the pumpkin coach hire the ghost?

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Because it had a lot of spirit.

82. What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert?

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I scream and boo-berries.

83. Why are spiders great web developers?

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Because they love finding bugs.

84. Why did the vampire read the newspaper?

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He heard it had great circulation.

85. What do you call a monster who poisons corn flakes?

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A cereal killer.

86. Why don’t mummies take vacations?

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They’re afraid they’ll relax and unwind.

87. What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

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Bamboo.

88. What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog?

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He is mist.

89. What do ghosts eat for dinner?

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Spook-etti.

90. What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

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Count Quackula.

91. Why did the vampire need mouthwash?

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Because he had bat breath.

92. What is fire’s least favorite month?

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No-ember.

93. What do you call it when a ghost makes a mistake?

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A boo-boo.

94. What is a vampire’s favorite holiday?

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Fangsgiving.

95. Why did the game warden arrest the ghost?

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He didn’t have a haunting license.

96. What do you call a skeleton who won’t work?

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Lazy bones.

97. Why did the ghost go into the bar?

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To drink boos.

98. What did the skeleton order at the restaurant?

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Spare ribs.

99. Where do pumpkins hold meetings?

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In the gourd room.

100. What is a ghost’s favorite mode of transportation?

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A scare-plane.

101. What do you call a goblin who gets too close to a fire?

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A toasty ghosty.

102. Why did the monster eat a light bulb?

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He wanted a light snack.

103. What do you call a skeleton who uses the doorbell?

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A dead ringer.

104. What do you call a skeleton that stays out in the snow too long?

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A numb-skull.

105. Which season is the cutest?

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Aww-tumn.

106. Why do witches fly on brooms?

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Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy.

107. What do you call two witches living together?

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Broommates.

108. Why did the turkey cross the road?

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Because it was the chicken’s day off.

109. What do you get when you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle, and a ghost?

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A cocker poodle boo!

110. What do you call a witch’s garage?

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A broom closet.

111. Why did the ghost go to the party?

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To boo-gie down.

112. What do you get when you cut a rectangular pumpkin pie in half?

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Pie R-squared.

113. What’s a ghost’s favorite body of water?

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Lake Eerie.

114. Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?

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Because demons are a ghoul’s best friend.

115. What kind of key does a ghost use to unlock its room?

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A spoo-key.

116. What’s the best way to get rid of ghouls?

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Ghost them.

117. What is the best fall fairy tale?

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Pumpelstiltskin.

118. What is a jack-o’-lantern’s favorite book?

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“Are You There, Gourd? It’s Me, Margaret.”

119. What is the poltergeist’s favorite song?

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“You Are So Boo-tiful.”

120. What do you call a bovine that chases birds?

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A scare-cow.

121. What did the pirate do when he found the long-lost treasure under the oak tree?

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He gasped in disbe-leaf.

122. What did the ghost say on the first day of class?

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“I love going back to ghoul.”

123. Why did the tree giggle?

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It heard acorny joke.

124. What do you call a bear in the autumn rain?

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A drizzly bear.

125. Why couldn’t the farmer stop laughing?

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It was time for ha-ha-harvest.

126. What’s a ghost’s favorite website?

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BooTube.

127. What do you call a pumpkin in a suitcase?

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A pack-o’-lantern.

128. Why did the apple pie go to the dentist?

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Because it needed a filling.

129. Why did the jack-o’-lantern jump off the bridge?

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She wanted to try rolling on the river.

130. How was the month-old jack-o’-lantern like a prehistoric human?

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It was caved in.

131. What did the apple say to the caramel sauce?

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“Are you sweet on me?”

132. Why did the pumpkin leave home?

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It thought it was time to cut the gourd.

133. Why did the man bungee-jump on the first day of autumn?

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Because he loved the fall.

134. What’s a tree’s favorite subject in school?

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Geome-tree.

135. Why did the apple join a gym?

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To work on its core.

136. What do you call someone who imitates your fall centerpiece?

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A cornucopier.

137. What’s the best book to read in autumn?

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“Gourd of the Flies.”

138. Why did the tree wait so long to lose its leaves?

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It was a procras-tree-nator.

139. What do Jedi trees say to each other in the fall?

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“May the forest be with you.”

140. What did autumn say to summer?

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“I’ll fall-ow you anywhere.”

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