Most schools use their marquee signs to announce important events or student birthdays. But some have gotten a little more clever, with funny sayings and jokes to make passersby giggle. And other poor schools accidentally become the butt of the joke when their messages don’t go exactly as planned. Take a coffee break and have a laugh at these funny school signs!
1. Resistance is Futile
Sorry, kids. It’s time to lower your shields and accept a whole new year’s worth of knowledge.
Source: iFunny
2. Achoo!
Bless you! Now, somebody get that sign a face mask and some hand sanitizer, stat.
Source: Achoo!/{Life}Buzz
3. Don’t Get Arrested
That’s good advice, but we sincerely hope this sign isn’t outside an elementary school.
Source: Don’t Get Arrested/InspireMore
4. Welcome STDs
There has got to be a better way to abbreviate “students.” Right?
Source: Failblog
5. It’s Summer
Does anyone really need to be told not to come to school in summer?
Source: It’s Summer/Ranker
6. Tag, You’re It
Let’s see you deal with your kids all day long!
Source: Reddit
7. Chamber of Secrets
If Hogwarts had a marquee sign …
Source: Chamber of Secrets/Ranker
8. What Day Is It?
Oh, those blissful days of summer break. Who cares what day it is!
Source: Lincoln Journal Star
9. Free Shots!
This is gonna be the best Parent Night ever!
Source: Free Shots!/Ranker
10. Leteracy Night
Let’s hope whoever hung this sign is already signed up to attend.
Source: Leteracy Night/{Life}Buzz
11. Fortnite Detox
Yeah, we know what you did all summer long, kids. Time to get back to learning!
Source: @standrewschoolmb
12. No Whammies!
Well, we’re not gonna say 2021 had no whammies at all, but we appreciate the sentiment! (You might have to explain the Press Your Luck reference to the kids, though.)
Source: @rocky_bush
13. Carpool Truth
Along with “changed your diapers” and “went to every single Little League game.”
Source: @mamaliciousmama
14. Here’s Your Sign
We’ll take this as a sign to eat chocolate for breakfast, thank you very much.
Source: @greengrasssilverferns
15. What Kind of Exams?
Yikes. Just … yikes.
Source: Exams/Ranker
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