What better occasion than February 14th for punny Valentine jokes? Share these (not too mushy!) ones with your students.

1. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you and I don’t care who knows it!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you and I don’t care who knows it!

2. What did one boat say to the other? Are you up for a little row-mance?

What did one boat say to the other? Are you up for a little row-mance?

3. How can you tell if a calendar is popular? It has a lot of dates!

How can you tell if a calendar is popular? It has a lot of dates!

4. What did the calculator say to the pencil? You can count on me!

What did the calculator say to the pencil? You can count on me!

5. What do you call a very small valentine? A valen-tiny!

6. What did the pencil say to the paper? I dot my i’s on you!

What did the pencil say to the paper? I dot my i’s on you!--Valentine jokes

7. Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because it couldn’t get a date!

Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because it couldn’t get a date!

8. Do skunks celebrate Valentine’s day? Sure, they’re very scent-imental!

Do skunks celebrate Valentine’s day? Sure, they’re very scent-imental!

9. Did you hear about the nearsighted porcupine? He fell in love with a pincushion!

Did you hear about the nearsighted porcupine? He fell in love with a pincushion!

10. What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus on Valentine’s Day? I want to hold your hand,hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand!

What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus on Valentine’s Day? I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand!

11. What did one pickle say to the other? You mean a great dill to me!

What did one pickle say to the other? You mean a great dill to me!--Valentine jokes

12. What did the paperclip say to the magnet? I’m so attracted to you!

What did the paperclip say to the magnet? I’m so attracted to you!--Valentine jokes

13. What do cavemen give their wives on Valentine’s Day? Ughs and kisses!

What do cavemen give their wives on Valentine’s Day? Ughs and kisses!--Valentine jokes

14. Why do melons have to get married in church? Because they cantaloupe!

Why do melons have to get married in church? Because they cantaloupe!

15. What did the cat say to her BFF on Valentine’s Day? We are purrrrrrrfect friends!

What did cat BFF say to the other on Valentine’s Day? We are purrrrrrrfect friends!

16. What did the boy candy say to the girl candy? We were mint to be together!

What did the boy candy say to the girl candy? We were mint to be together!

17. What did one dog say to the other? I love you drool-ly!

What did one dog say to the other? I love you drool-ly!

18. What does an owl say on Valentine’s Day? Owl be yours!

What does an owl say on Valentine’s Day? Owl be yours!

 

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