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Kindergarten

220 Kindergarten Jokes To Start the Day

LOLs for your kinders.

Kindergarten Jokes Feature

Who doesn’t enjoy a good laugh first thing in the morning? Sharing a few giggles can be a great way to create a positive and joyful environment for your students (and you!). If you’re trying to come up with ideas, look no further. We’ve compiled this list of the cutest kindergarten jokes to start the day!

1. How do you get a tissue to dance?

How do you get a tissue to dance?

You put a little boogie into it.

You put a little boogie into it.

2. What is big, green, and plays a lot of tricks?

What is big, green, and plays a lot of tricks?

Prank-enstein!

Prank-enstein!

3. Why did the superhero flush the toilet?

Why did the superhero flush the toilet?

Because it was his doody.- kindergarten jokes

Because it was his doody.

4. Why did the ghost blow his nose?

Why did the ghost blow his nose?

Because it was full of booo-gers!

Because it was full of booo-gers!

5. Why did the melon jump into the lake?

Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a water-melon.
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It wanted to be a water-melon.

6. How does the ocean say hello?

Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a water-melon.- kindergarten jokes

It waves.

7. What did the tree say to the wind?

What did the tree say to the wind?

Leaf me alone!

Leaf me alone!

8. How do you know when the moon has had enough to eat?

How do you know when the moon has had enough to eat?

When it’s full!

When it’s full!

9. Why did the dog do so well in school?

Why did the dog do so well in school?

Because he was the teacher’s pet!

Because he was the teacher’s pet!

10. Why did the egg get thrown out of class?

Why did the egg get thrown out of class?

Because he kept telling yolks!- kindergarten jokes

Because he kept telling yolks!

11. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?

What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?

A dino-snore!

A dino-snore!

12. What animal can you always find at a baseball game?

What animal can you always find at a baseball game?

A bat!

A bat!

13. What can you catch, but never throw?

What can you catch, but never throw?

A cold!

A cold!

14. What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

A tube-a toothpaste.- kindergarten jokes

A tube-a toothpaste.

15. Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Why did the banana go to the hospital?

He was peeling really bad.

He was peeling really bad.

16. Where does the chicken like to eat?

Where does the chicken like to eat?

At a rooster-ant!

At a rooster-ant!

17. Where do cows go for entertainment?

Where do cows go for entertainment?

The mooooo-vies!- kindergarten jokes

The mooooo-vies!

18. What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep?

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep?

A stega-snore-us.

A stega-snore-us.

19. What does a spider’s bride wear?

What does a spider’s bride wear?

A webbing dress.

A webbing dress.

20. What did one eye say to the other?

What did one eye say to the other?

Don’t look now, but something between us smells.

Don’t look now, but something between us smells.

21. What is fast, loud, and crunchy?

What is fast, loud, and crunchy?

A rocket chip!- kindergarten jokes

A rocket chip!

22. What did the little corn say to the mama corn?

What did the little corn say to the mama corn?

Where is pop corn?

Where is pop corn?

23. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?

Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?

Because she was stuffed.

Because she was stuffed.

24. What did one volcano say to the other?

What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you!- kindergarten jokes

I lava you!

25. What did the banana say to the dog?

What did the banana say to the dog?

Nothing. Bananas can’t talk.

Nothing. Bananas can’t talk.

26. Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?

Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?

Because she will let it go.

Because she will let it go.

27. What makes the calendar seem so popular?

What makes the calendar seem so popular?

It has a lot of dates.

It has a lot of dates.

28. Why did the student eat his homework?

Why did the student eat his homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.- kindergarten jokes

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.

29. What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?

What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?

Frostbite.

Frostbite.

30. Why did the cookie go to the nurse?

Why did the cookie go to the nurse?

Because it felt crummy.

Because it felt crummy.

31. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.- kindergarten jokes

In case he got a hole in one.

32. What do you call cheese that’s not yours?

What do you call cheese that's not yours?

Nacho cheese!

Nacho cheese!

33. What did one wall say to the other wall?

What did one wall say to the other wall?

I'll meet you at the corner.

I’ll meet you at the corner.

34. What do you call a bear with no teeth?

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear.- kindergarten jokes

A gummy bear.

35. Why did the tomato turn red?

Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing.

Because it saw the salad dressing.

36. Why don’t eggs tell jokes?

Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing.

They’d crack each other up.

37. What do you call a sleeping bull?

What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bull-dozer.- kindergarten jokes

A bull-dozer.

38. Why did the math book look sad?

Why did the math book look sad?

Because it had so many problems.

Because it had so many problems.

39. Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

Because she wanted to go to high school.- kindergarten jokes

Because she wanted to go to high school.

40. What time is it when the clock strikes 13?

What time is it when the clock strikes 13?

Time to get a new clock.

Time to get a new clock.

41. “What do you think of that new diner on the moon?”

"What do you think of that new diner on the moon?"

"Food was good, but there really wasn’t much atmosphere."

“Food was good, but there really wasn’t much atmosphere.”

42. What do you call two birds in love?

What do you call two birds in love?

Tweethearts.- kindergarten jokes

Tweethearts.

43. How does a scientist freshen her breath?

How does a scientist freshen her breath?

With experi-mints.- kindergarten jokes

With experi-mints.

44. What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?

What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?

A stick.

A stick.

45. Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because the chicken didn't exist yet.

Because the chicken didn’t exist yet.

46. What does a cloud wear under his raincoat?

What does a cloud wear under his raincoat?

Thunderwear.- kindergarten jokes

Thunderwear.

47. How does a cucumber become a pickle?

How does a cucumber become a pickle?

It goes through a jarring experience.

It goes through a jarring experience.

48. Two pickles fell out of a jar onto the floor. What did one say to the other?

Two pickles fell out of a jar onto the floor. What did one say to the other?

Dill with it.

Dill with it.

49. How do you get a squirrel to like you?

How do you get a squirrel to like you?

Act like a nut.

Act like a nut.

50. What did one toilet say to the other?

What did one toilet say to the other?

You look a bit flushed.

You look a bit flushed.

51. Where would you find an elephant?

Where would you find an elephant?

The same place you lost her.- kindergarten jokes

The same place you lost her.

52. What do cakes and baseball teams have in common?

What do cakes and baseball teams have in common?

They both need a good batter.

They both need a good batter.

53. How do you talk to a giant?

How do you talk to a giant?

Use big words.

Use big words.

54. What did the limestone say to the geologist?

What did the limestone say to the geologist?

Don’t take me for granite.

Don’t take me for granite.

55. What kind of tree fits in your hand?

What kind of tree fits in your hand?

A palm tree.- kindergarten jokes

A palm tree.

56. What’s the one thing you will get every year on your birthday, guaranteed?

What’s the one thing you will get every year on your birthday, guaranteed?

A year older.

A year older.

57. What building in your town has the most stories?

What building in your town has the most stories?

The public library.

The public library.

58. What is a tornado’s favorite game to play?

What is a tornado’s favorite game to play?

Twister.- kindergarten jokes

Twister.

59. What has ears but cannot hear?

What has ears but cannot hear?

A cornfield.

A cornfield.

60. Why does a seagull fly over the sea?

Why does a seagull fly over the sea?

Because if it flew over the bay, it would be a bagel.

Because if it flew over the bay, it would be a bagel.

61. What goes up but never comes down?

What goes up but never comes down?

Your age.- kindergarten jokes

Your age.

62. How does the moon cut its hair?

How does the moon cut its hair?

Eclipse it.

Eclipse it.

63. What kind of water can’t freeze?

What kind of water can’t freeze?

Hot water.- kindergarten jokes

Hot water.

64. Why did the kid cross the playground?

Why did the kid cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

To get to the other slide.

65. How are false teeth like stars?

How are false teeth like stars?

They come out at night.

They come out at night.

66. What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?

What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?

R2 detour.- kindergarten jokes

R2 detour.

67. What did the dalmatian say after lunch?

What did the dalmatian say after lunch?

That hit the spot.

That hit the spot.

68. What is brown, hairy, and wears sunglasses?

What is brown, hairy, and wears sunglasses?

A coconut on vacation.- kindergarten jokes

A coconut on vacation.

69. What did the tiger say to her cub on his birthday?

What did the tiger say to her cub on his birthday?

It's roar birthday.

It’s roar birthday.

70. What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?

What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Finding half a worm.

Finding half a worm.

71. What does every birthday end with?

What does every birthday end with?

The letter Y.- kindergarten jokes

The letter Y.

72. What did one plate say to the other plate?

What did one plate say to the other plate?

Dinner is on me.

Dinner is on me.

73. What falls in winter but never gets hurt?

What falls in winter but never gets hurt?

Snow.

Snow.

74. How do you make a lemon drop?

How do you make a lemon drop?

Just let it fall.- kindergarten jokes

Just let it fall.

75. When you look for something, why is it always in the last place you look?

When you look for something, why is it always in the last place you look?

Because when you find it, you stop looking.

Because when you find it, you stop looking.

76. Why was the baby strawberry crying?

Why was the baby strawberry crying?

Because her mom and dad were in a jam.

Because her mom and dad were in a jam.

77. What did the cat say when he fell off the table?

What did the cat say when he fell off the table?

"Me-ow."

“Me-ow.”

78. What do you get when you cross a ball with a cat?

What do you get when you cross a ball with a cat?

A fur ball.- kindergarten jokes

A fur ball.

79. What is a cat’s favorite color?

What is a cat's favorite color?

Purrr-ple.

Purrr-ple.

80. What kind of kitten works for the Red Cross?

What kind of kitten works for the Red Cross?

A first-aid kitten.

A first-aid kitten.

81. Why are cats good at video games?

Why are cats good at video games?

Because they have nine lives.- kindergarten jokes

Because they have nine lives.

82. What’s a cat’s favorite reading material?

What's a cat's favorite reading material?

A cat-alog.

A cat-alog.

83. What song does a cat like best?

What song does a cat like best?

Three Blind Mice.

Three Blind Mice.

84. Where did the school kittens go on their field trip?

Where did the school kittens go on their field trip?

To the mew-seum.

To the mew-seum.

85. What is the difference between a cat that got photocopied and a cat that follows you?

What is the difference between a cat that got photocopied and a cat that follows you?

One is a cat copy, the other is a copy cat.- kindergarten jokes

One is a cat copy, the other is a copy cat.

86. What cat likes living in water?

What cat likes living in water?

An octo-puss.

An octo-puss.

87. What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?

What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?

Hoppy birthday.- kindergarten jokes

Hoppy birthday.

88. Why do candles always go on the top of cakes?

Why do candles always go on the top of cakes?

Because it's hard to light them from the bottom.

Because it’s hard to light them from the bottom.

89. What is a computer’s favorite snack?

What is a computer's favorite snack?

Computer chips.- kindergarten jokes

Computer chips.

90. Why did the little girl hit her birthday cake with a hammer?

Why did the little girl hit her birthday cake with a hammer?

It was a pound cake.

It was a pound cake.

91. Why is six afraid of seven?

Why is six afraid of seven?

Because seven eight nine.

Because seven eight nine.

92. Why was the equal sign so humble?

Why was the equal sign so humble?

Because he wasn’t greater than or less than anyone else.- kindergarten jokes

Because he wasn’t greater than or less than anyone else.

93. Why did the girl put her cake in the freezer?

Why did the girl put her cake in the freezer?

She wanted to ice it.

She wanted to ice it.

94. Why is the obtuse triangle always so frustrated?

Why is the obtuse triangle always so frustrated?

Because it’s never right.

Because it’s never right.

95. How do you stay warm in any room?

How do you stay warm in any room?

Go to the corner—it’s always 90 degrees.

Go to the corner—it’s always 90 degrees.

96. What do you call guys who love math?

What do you call guys who love math?

Algebros.- kindergarten jokes

Algebros.

97. Does a green candle burn longer than a pink one?

Does a green candle burn longer than a pink one?

No, they both get shorter.

No, they both get shorter.

98. Why didn’t the quarter roll down the hill with the nickel?

Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickel?

Because it had more cents.

Because it had more cents.

99. Are monsters good at math?

Are monsters good at math?

Not unless you count Dracula.- kindergarten jokes

Not unless you count Dracula.

100. Why did the snake cross the road?

Why did the snake cross the road?

To get to the other ssside.

To get to the other ssside.

101. What did the ocean say to the pirate?

What did the ocean say to the pirate?

Nothing, it just waved.

Nothing, it just waved.

102. What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?

What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?

Ouch!- kindergarten jokes

Ouch!

103. Why don’t pirates shower before they walk the plank?

Why don’t pirates shower before they walk the plank?

Because they’ll just wash up on shore later.

Because they’ll just wash up on shore later.

104. What happened when Bluebeard fell overboard in the Red Sea?

What happened when Bluebeard fell overboard in the Red Sea?

He got marooned.- kindergarten jokes

He got marooned.

105. How do you fit more pigs on a farm?

How do you fit more pigs on a farm?

Build a sty-scraper.

Build a sty-scraper.

106. What has 8 legs, 8 arms, and 8 eyes?

What has 8 legs, 8 arms, and 8 eyes?

Eight pirates.- kindergarten jokes

Eight pirates.

107. Why doesn’t anyone talk to circles?

Why doesn't anyone talk to circles?

Because there’s no point.

Because there’s no point.

108. How do pirates know that they are pirates?

How do pirates know that they are pirates?

They think, therefore they arrr.

They think, therefore they arrr.

109. Why couldn’t the pony sing a lullaby?

Why couldn't the pony sing a lullaby?

She was a little horse.

She was a little horse.

110. Why don’t elephants chew gum?

Why don’t elephants chew gum?

They do, just not in public.- kindergarten jokes

They do, just not in public.

111. Why was the pirate’s flag so cheap?

Why was the pirate's flag so cheap?

He bought it on sail.

He bought it on sail.

112. Why are fish so smart?

Why are fish so smart?

Because they live in schools.- kindergarten jokes

Because they live in schools.

113. How do you make an octopus laugh?

How do you make an octopus laugh?

With ten-tickles.

With ten-tickles.

114. What did the farmer call the cow that had no milk?

What did the farmer call the cow that had no milk?

An udder failure.

An udder failure.

115. Why is pirating so addictive?

Why is pirating so addictive?

They say once ye lose yer first hand, ye get hooked.- kindergarten jokes

They say once ye lose yer first hand, ye get hooked.

116. How much does a pirate pay to get his ears pierced?

How much does a pirate pay to get his ears pierced?

About a buck an ear.

About a buck an ear.

117. What was the first animal in space?

What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon.

The cow that jumped over the moon.

118. What do you get from a pampered cow?

What do you get from a pampered cow?

Spoiled milk.- kindergarten jokes

Spoiled milk.

119. What do you call a cow that won’t give milk?

What do you call a cow that won't give milk?

A milk dud.

A milk dud.

120. Why do fish live in salt water?

Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze.- kindergarten jokes

Because pepper makes them sneeze.

121. What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine’s Day?

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

"I'm stuck on you!"

“I’m stuck on you!”

122. What do squirrels give for Valentine’s Day?

What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day?

Forget-me-nuts.

Forget-me-nuts.

123. What did the paper clip say to the magnet?

What did the paper clip say to the magnet?

"I find you very attractive."- kindergarten jokes

“I find you very attractive.”

124. What did one light bulb say to the other on Valentine’s Day?

What did one light bulb say to the other on Valentine’s Day?

"I love you a whole watt!"

“I love you a whole watt!”

125. Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.- kindergarten jokes

Because he wanted sweet dreams.

126. What do you call a very small valentine?

What do you call a very small valentine?

A valen-tiny!

A valen-tiny!

127. What did the boy owl say to the girl owl on Valentine’s Day?

What did the pencil say to the paper?

"I dot my i's on you!"- kindergarten jokes

“Owl be yours!”

128. What did the pencil say to the paper?

What did the pencil say to the paper?

"I dot my i's on you!"

“I dot my i’s on you!”

129. How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself?

How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself?

With a hare dryer.- kindergarten jokes

With a hare dryer.

130. What do you call a bunny who isn’t smart?

What do you call a bunny who isn’t smart?

A hare brain.

A hare brain.

131. Why did the Easter egg hide?

Why did the Easter egg hide?

He was a little chicken.

He was a little chicken.

132. What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes?

What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes?

A funny bunny.- kindergarten jokes

A funny bunny.

133. What kind of jewelry do rabbits wear?

What kind of jewelry do rabbits wear?

14-carrot gold.

14-carrot gold.

134. How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket?

How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket?

Only one because after that, it’s not empty.

Only one because after that, it’s not empty.

135. Why was the Easter Bunny so upset?

Why was the Easter Bunny so upset?

He was having a bad hare day.- kindergarten jokes

He was having a bad hare day.

136. What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?

What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?

They lived hoppily ever after.

They lived hoppily ever after.

137. How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape?

How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape?

Lots of eggs-ercise.

Lots of eggs-ercise.

138. What’s the best way to catch a unique rabbit?

What’s the best way to catch a unique rabbit?

Unique up on him.- kindergarten jokes

Unique up on him.

139. What do you call a line of rabbits walking backward?

What do you call a line of rabbits walking backward?

A receding hareline.

A receding hareline.

140. What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

Bugs Bunny.

Bugs Bunny.

141. Why can’t a rabbit’s nose be 12 inches long?

Why can’t a rabbit’s nose be 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot.- kindergarten jokes

Because then it would be a foot.

142. How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group?

How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group?

Just look for the gray hares.

Just look for the gray hares.

143. What is a rabbit’s favorite dance?

What is a rabbit’s favorite dance?

The Bunny Hop.

The Bunny Hop.

144. What do you call two witches living together?

What do you call two witches living together?

Broommates.- kindergarten jokes

Broommates.

145. Why didn’t the skeleton go to school?

Why didn’t the skeleton go to school?

His heart wasn’t in it.

His heart wasn’t in it.

146. What instrument does a skeleton play?

What instrument does a skeleton play?

The trom-bone.

The trom-bone.

147. How does a vampire start a letter?

How does a vampire start a letter?

"Tomb it may concern ..."- kindergarten jokes

“Tomb it may concern …”

148. What do birds say on Halloween?

What do birds say on Halloween?

"Trick or tweet!"

“Trick or tweet!”

149. What kind of music do mummies love?

What kind of music do mummies love?

Wrap music.

Wrap music.

150. What room does a ghost not need?

What room does a ghost not need?

A living room.- kindergarten jokes

A living room.

151. Why didn’t the skeleton go to the dance?

Why didn’t the skeleton go to the dance?

Because he had no body to go with.

Because he had no body to go with.

152. What do you give a vampire when he’s sick?

What do you give a vampire when he’s sick?

Coffin drops.

Coffin drops.

153. What kind of dog does Dracula have?

What kind of dog does Dracula have?

A bloodhound.- kindergarten jokes

A bloodhound.

154. What happens when a vampire goes in the snow?

What happens when a vampire goes in the snow?

Frostbite.

Frostbite.

155. What is a monster’s favorite dessert?

What is a monster’s favorite dessert?

I scream.- kindergarten jokes

I scream.

156. What do you call a witch who goes to the beach?

What do you call a witch who goes to the beach?

A sand-witch.

A sand-witch.

157. What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?

What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?- kindergarten jokes

A blood orange.

158. Why did the zombie skip school?

Why did the zombie skip school?

He was feeling rotten.

He was feeling rotten.

159. What position does a ghost play in hockey?

What position does a ghost play in hockey?

Ghoulie.

Ghoulie.

160. How do you fix a cracked pumpkin?

How do you fix a cracked pumpkin?

A pumpkin patch.

A pumpkin patch.

161. What candy do you eat on the playground?

What candy do you eat on the playground?

Recess pieces.- kindergarten jokes

Recess pieces.

162. What does a witch use to do her hair?

What does a witch use to do her hair?

Scarespray.

Scarespray.

163. Are black cats bad luck?

Are black cats bad luck?

Only if you’re a mouse.

Only if you’re a mouse.

164. When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you’re a mouse.- kindergarten jokes

When you’re a mouse.

165. What fruit do scarecrows love the most?

What fruit do scarecrows love the most?

Straw-berries.

Straw-berries.

166. What’s big, scary, and has three wheels?

What’s big, scary, and has three wheels?

A monster on a tricycle.

A monster on a tricycle.

167. Why don’t vampires have more friends?

Why don’t vampires have more friends?

Because they are a pain in the neck.

Because they are a pain in the neck.

168. What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school?

What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school?

Spelling.- kindergarten jokes

Spelling.

169. What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-jeans.

Boo-jeans.

170. Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

Day-scare centers.- kindergarten jokes

Day-scare centers.

171. How do ghosts wash their hair?

How do ghosts wash their hair?

With sham-boo.

With sham-boo.

172. Why do turkeys always say “gobble, gobble”?

Why do turkeys always say “gobble, gobble”?

Because they never learned good table manners.

Because they never learned good table manners.

173. What’s the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?

What’s the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?

The turkey trot.- kindergarten jokes

The turkey trot.

174. Why did the police arrest the turkey?

Why did the police arrest the turkey?

They suspected it of fowl play.

They suspected it of fowl play.

175. Why did the turkey cross the road?

Why did the turkey cross the road?

It was the chicken's day off.

It was the chicken’s day off.

176. What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?

What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?

A har-vest.- kindergarten jokes

A har-vest.

177. What do turkeys and teddy bears have in common?

What do turkeys and teddy bears have in common?

They both have stuffing.

They both have stuffing.

178. What’s the best thing to put into pumpkin pie?

What’s the best thing to put into pumpkin pie?

Your teeth.

Your teeth.

179. What smells the best at a Thanksgiving dinner?

What smells the best at a Thanksgiving dinner?

Your nose.- kindergarten jokes

Your nose.

180. Why did Pilgrims’ pants always fall down?

Why did Pilgrims’ pants always fall down?

Because they wore their belt buckle on their hat.

Because they wore their belt buckle on their hat.

181. What do you get when a turkey lays an egg on top of a barn?

What do you get when a turkey lays an egg on top of a barn?

An eggroll.

An eggroll.

182. Where does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?

What’s the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?

The tur-key.
The tur-key.- kindergarten jokes

In the dictionary.

183. Who isn’t hungry at Thanksgiving?

Who isn't hungry at Thanksgiving?

The turkey—he’s already stuffed.

184. What’s the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?

What’s the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?

The tur-key.

185. Why did the turkey cross the road twice?

Why did the turkey cross the road twice?

To show he wasn't a chicken.- kindergarten jokes

To show he wasn’t a chicken.

186. Can a turkey jump higher than Mount Everest?

Can a turkey jump higher than Mount Everest?

Yes, because a mountain can't jump.

Yes, because a mountain can’t jump.

187. What kind of music did Pilgrims listen to?

What kind of music did Pilgrims listen to?

Plymouth Rock.- kindergarten jokes

Plymouth Rock.

188. Why was the turkey the drummer in the band?

Why was the turkey the drummer in the band?

Because he had drumsticks.

Because he had drumsticks.

189. Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk?

Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk?

To hatch-et.

To hatch-et.

190. What do you call it when it rains turkeys?

What do you call it when it rains turkeys?

Foul weather.- kindergarten jokes

Foul weather.

191. Why did the Pilgrims sail from England to America?

Why did the Pilgrims sail from England to America?

Because they missed their plane.

Because they missed their plane.

192. When the Pilgrims landed, where did they stand?

When the Pilgrims landed, where did they stand?

On their feet.- kindergarten jokes

On their feet.

193. Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?

Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?

The outside.

The outside.

194. Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

It was stuck on the turkey's foot.

It was stuck on the turkey’s foot.

195. What key won’t open any door?

What key won't open any door?

A turkey.- kindergarten jokes

A turkey.

196. What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving?

What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving?

The letter g.

The letter g.

197. If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for?

If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for?

Their age.- kindergarten jokes

Their age.

198. Where do you find a turkey with no legs?

Where do you find a turkey with no legs?

Where you left it.

Where you left it.

199. What kind of motorcycle does Santa like to ride?

What kind of motorcycle does Santa like to ride?

A Holly Davidson.- kindergarten jokes

A Holly Davidson.

200. Why does Santa work at the North Pole?

Why does Santa work at the North Pole?

Because the penguins kicked him out of the South Pole.

Because the penguins kicked him out of the South Pole.

201. What did one snowman say to the other snowman?

201. What did one snowman say to the other snowman?- kindergarten jokes

Do you smell carrots?

202. Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.

It needed to be trimmed.

203. What do elves learn in school?

What do elves learn in school?

The elf-abet.- kindergarten jokes

The elf-abet.

204. What kind of photos do elves take?

What kind of photos do elves take?

Elfies.

Elfies.

205. How does a snowman lose weight?

How does a snowman lose weight?

He waits for the weather to get warmer.

He waits for the weather to get warmer.

206. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

Frosted Flakes.

Frosted Flakes.

207. Why are Christmas trees bad at sewing?

Why are Christmas trees bad at sewing?

Because they always drop their needles.- kindergarten jokes

Because they always drop their needles.

208. What do you call a reindeer with bad manners?

What do you call a reindeer with bad manners?

Rude-olph.

Rude-olph.

209. What is an elf’s favorite kind of music?

What is an elf’s favorite kind of music?

Wrap music.

Wrap music.

210. How does a sheep say Merry Christmas?

How does a sheep say Merry Christmas?

Fleece Navidad.- kindergarten jokes

Fleece Navidad.

211. What do road crews use at the North Pole?

What do road crews use at the North Pole?

Snow cones.

Snow cones.

212. What do you get when you combine a Christmas tree with a computer?

212. What do you get when you combine a Christmas tree with a computer?

A pine-apple.

213. What wears a red suit and says “Oh, oh, oh”?

What wears a red suit and says “Oh, oh, oh”?

Santa walking backward.- kindergarten jokes

Santa walking backward.

214. Where does a snowman keep his money?

Where does a snowman keep his money?

In a snow bank.

In a snow bank.

215. Why did Rudolph get a bad grade on his report card?

Why did Rudolph get a bad grade on his report card?

Because he went down in history.

Because he went down in history.

216. What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?

What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?

Snow.- kindergarten jokes

Snow.

217. In what year does New Year’s Day come before Christmas?

In what year does New Year’s Day come before Christmas?- kindergarten jokes

Every year.

218. What do you get when Santa becomes a detective?

What do you get when Santa becomes a detective?

Santa clues.

Santa clues.

219. Where do polar bears vote?

Where do polar bears vote?

The North Poll.- kindergarten jokes

The North Poll.

220. Why did the robber take a shower?

Why did the robber take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway.

He wanted to make a clean getaway.

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