140+ Fantastic Fall Jokes To Celebrate the Season

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Get ready to rake in the fun with this cheesy list of fall jokes! This is such a cozy time a year, making it the perfect time to share a good chuckle or fall jokes in the classroom or with friends and family. So, let the crisp autumn air fill your lungs as these fall jokes leave you laughing. Enjoy!

Best Fall Jokes for Everyone

1. Why do trees hate tests in the fall?

. Why do trees hate tests in the fall?

Because they get stumped by the questions.- fall jokes

Because they get stumped by the questions.

2. What’s a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?

What's a scarecrow's favorite fruit?

Straw-berries.

Straw-berries.

3. Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

He was outstanding in his field.

He was outstanding in his field.

4. What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?

What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?

Pumpkin squash.

Pumpkin squash.

5. Why did the tree worry that it would never get its leaves back in spring?

Why did the tree worry that it would never get its leaves back in spring?

It couldn’t be-leaf it.- fall jokes

It couldn’t be-leaf it.

6. What kind of vest should you wear in the fall?

What kind of vest should you wear in the fall?

A har-vest.

A har-vest.

7. What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?

What's the ratio of a pumpkin's circumference to its diameter?

Pumpkin pi.

8. What reads and lives in an apple?

What reads and lives in an apple?

A bookworm.- fall jokes

A bookworm.

9. What did one leaf say to the other?

What did one leaf say to the other?

"I’m falling for you!"

“I’m falling for you!”

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10. Why are trees so carefree and happy in the fall?

 Why are trees so carefree and happy in the fall?

Because they can let loose.

11. What do you use to mend a jack-o’-lantern?

What do you use to mend a jack-o’-lantern?

A pumpkin patch.- fall jokes

A pumpkin patch.

12. What falls in autumn but never gets hurt?

What falls in autumn but never gets hurt?

Leaves.

Leaves.

13. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?

Why don't skeletons fight each other?

They don't have the guts.

They don’t have the guts.

14. What is a tree’s least favorite month?

What is a tree’s least favorite month?

Sep-timber.- fall jokes

Sep-timber.

15. Why did the farmer plant a seed in his pond?

Why did the farmer plant a seed in his pond?

He was trying to grow a water-melon.

He was trying to grow a water-melon.

16. What happens when winter arrives early?

What happens when winter arrives early?

Autumn leaves.

Autumn leaves.

17. Why did the leaf go to school?

Why did the leaf go to school?

To turn over a new leaf.

To turn over a new leaf.

18. Why was the pumpkin so confident?

Why was the pumpkin so confident?

Because it was gourd-geous!- fall jokes

Because it was gourd-geous!

19. Why did the leaf go to the doctor?

Why did the leaf go to the doctor?

It was feeling a little green.

It was feeling a little green.

20. What’s the best thing to put into a pie?

What's the best thing to put into a pie?

Your teeth.

Your teeth.

21. Why do birds fly south in the fall?

Why do birds fly south in the fall?

Because it's too far to walk.- fall jokes

Because it’s too far to walk.

22. What did the tree say to autumn?

What did the tree say to autumn?

Leaf me alone!

Leaf me alone!

23. What kind of music do mummies listen to at Halloween parties?

 What kind of music do mummies listen to at Halloween parties?
Wrap music.- fall jokes

Wrap music.

24. What is a pumpkin’s favorite sport?

What is a pumpkin’s favorite sport?

Squash.

Squash.

25. Why are trees so forgiving in autumn?

Why are trees so forgiving in autumn?

Because in the fall, they "let it go" with every leaf.

Because in the fall, they “let it go” with every leaf.

26. What do you call a colorful pile of leaves?

What do you call a colorful pile of leaves?

A fall palette.

A fall palette.

27. What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

 What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream.- fall jokes

I scream.

28. What did the jack-o’-lantern say to the pumpkin?

What did the jack-o’-lantern say to the pumpkin?

Cut it out!

Cut it out!

29. Why did the apple cry?

Why did the apple cry?

Its peelings were hurt.

Its peelings were hurt.

30. Why did the leaf go to the doctor?

Why did the leaf go to the doctor?

It was feeling a bit crumby.

It was feeling a bit crumby.

31. What do you call a tree that doubts fall is coming?

What do you call a tree that doubts fall is coming?

In disbe-leaf.- fall jokes

In disbe-leaf.

32. What kind of music did the Pilgrims listen to?

What kind of music did the Pilgrims listen to?

Plymouth rock.

Plymouth rock.

33. What’s a pumpkin’s favorite Western movie?

What’s a pumpkin’s favorite Western movie?

The Good, the Bad, and the Gourdy.- fall jokes

The Good, the Bad, and the Gourdy.

34. Why can’t pumpkins keep secrets from the corn?

Why can’t pumpkins keep secrets from the corn?

Because it’s all ears.

Because it’s all ears.

35. What’s a skeleton’s favorite musical instrument?

What’s a skeleton’s favorite musical instrument?

The trom-bone.

The trom-bone.

36. How do leaves travel?

How do leaves travel?

They use the autumn-mobile.- fall jokes

They use the autumn-mobile.

37. How do trees get on the Internet?

How do trees get on the Internet?

They log on.

They log on.

38. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite.

Frostbite.

39. Why did the skeleton sit in the corner during the party?

Why did the skeleton sit in the corner during the party?

It had no body to dance with.- fall jokes

It had no body to dance with.

40. What do you get when you cross a pumpkin with a squash?

What do you get when you cross a pumpkin with a squash?

A squashed pumpkin pie.

A squashed pumpkin pie.

41. What do you call a spooky tree?

What do you get when you cross a pumpkin with a squash?

A squashed pumpkin pie.- fall jokes

A fright-mare.

42. Why did the pumpkin sit on the porch?

Why did the pumpkin sit on the porch?

It was trying to be a jack-o’-lantern.

It was trying to be a jack-o’-lantern.

43. Why did the apple stop in the middle of the road?

Why did the apple stop in the middle of the road?

Because it ran out of juice.

Because it ran out of juice.

44. What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house?

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house?

The living room.

The living room.

45. Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn?

Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn?

Because he had a great fall.

Because he had a great fall.

46. How do you make an apple turnover?

How do you make an apple turnover?

Push it down a hill.- fall jokes

Push it down a hill.

47. Why are ghosts bad at lying?

Why are ghosts bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them.

Because you can see right through them.

48. What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit?

What's a vampire’s favorite fruit?

A blood orange.

A blood orange.

49. Why was the jack-o’-lantern afraid to cross the road?

Why was the jack-o’-lantern afraid to cross the road?

It had no guts.- fall jokes

It had no guts.

50. What do trees do after school?

What do trees do after school?

Their leaf-work.

Their leaf-work.

51. What’s a scarecrow’s favorite drink?

What’s a scarecrow's favorite drink?

Hay-tea.

Hay-tea.

52. Why did the pumpkin pie go to school?

Why did the pumpkin pie go to school?

To get a little smarter.- fall jokes

To get a little smarter.

53. How do you repair a broken tomato?

How do you repair a broken tomato?

Tomato paste.

Tomato paste.

54. Why did the tree go to the dentist?

Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.

It needed a root canal.

55. Why did the leaf go to the party?

Why did the leaf go to the party?

Because it was fall-ing into fun.- fall jokes

Because it was fall-ing into fun.

56. What’s the problem with twin witches?

What’s the problem with twin witches?

You never know witch is which!

You never know witch is which!

57. What did the oak tree say when autumn came?

What did the oak tree say when autumn came?

"I’m gonna leaf now!"

“I’m gonna leaf now!”

58. Why did the scarecrow become a musician?

Why did the scarecrow become a musician?

Because he had a lot of pluck.

Because he had a lot of pluck.

59. What happens when you get scared half to death twice?

What happens when you get scared half to death twice?

You’re 100% scared!- fall jokes

You’re 100% scared!

60. Why did the apple pie go to therapy?

Why did the apple pie go to therapy?

It needed help dealing with its inner fillings.

It needed help dealing with its inner fillings.

61. What did the mummy say after the show?

What did the mummy say after the show?

"That’s a wrap!"

“That’s a wrap!”

62. What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?

What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?

A fur coat that fangs around your neck.- fall jokes

A fur coat that fangs around your neck.

63. Why was the broom late?

Why was the broom late?

It swept in.

It swept in.

64. What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?

What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?

A hobblin’ goblin.- fall jokes

A hobblin’ goblin.

65. Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.

Because they have a lot of spirit.

66. Why did the skeleton climb the tree?

Why did the skeleton climb the tree?

Because a dog was after its bones.

Because a dog was after its bones.

67. What did the tree wear to the pool party?

What did the tree wear to the pool party?

Swimming trunks.- fall jokes

Swimming trunks.

68. Why is it so easy to play practical jokes on autumn leaves?

Why is it so easy to play practical jokes on autumn leaves?

Because they'll fall for anything.

Because they’ll fall for anything.

69. Why do ghosts go on diets?

Why do ghosts go on diets?

So they can maintain their ghoulish figures.

So they can maintain their ghoulish figures.

70. How are trees very caring?

How are trees very caring?

They are always looking out for their roots.- fall jokes

They are always looking out for their roots.

71. What kind of dog does Dracula have?

What kind of dog does Dracula have?

A bloodhound.

A bloodhound.

72. What type of tie does a ghost wear to a formal party?

What type of tie does a ghost wear to a formal party?

A boo-tie.

A boo-tie.

73. Which music artist is a skeleton’s favorite?

Which music artist is a skeleton's favorite?

Bone-Jovi.- fall jokes

Bone-Jovi.

74. What happens when you eat too much pumpkin pie?

What happens when you eat too much pumpkin pie?

You get autumn-y ache.

You get autumn-y ache.

75. What kind of belt does a pumpkin wear?

What kind of belt does a pumpkin wear?

A squash-buckler.

A squash-buckler.

76. What is a ghost’s favorite fruit?

What is a ghost’s favorite fruit?

Boo-berries.- fall jokes

Boo-berries.

77. Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches?

Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches?

They have no hands to knock on the door.

They have no hands to knock on the door.

78. Why are graveyards noisy?

Why are graveyards noisy?

Because of all the coffin.

Because of all the coffin.

79. What do you call a fat pumpkin?

What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.- fall jokes

A plumpkin.

80. What game do young ghosts love?

What game do young ghosts love?

Hide-and-shriek!

Hide-and-shriek!

81. What do you call a witch at the beach?

What do you call a witch at the beach?

A sand-witch.- fall jokes

A sand-witch.

82. Why did the pumpkin coach hire the ghost?

Why did the pumpkin coach hire the ghost?

Because it had a lot of spirit.

Because it had a lot of spirit.

83. What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert?

What’s a ghost's favorite dessert?

I scream and boo-berries.

I scream and boo-berries.

84. Why are spiders great web developers?

Why are spiders great web developers?

Because they love finding bugs.- fall jokes

Because they love finding bugs.

85. Why did the vampire read the newspaper?

Why did the vampire read the newspaper?

He heard it had great circulation.

He heard it had great circulation.

86. What do you call a monster who poisons corn flakes?

What do you call a monster who poisons corn flakes?

A cereal killer.

A cereal killer.

87. Why don’t mummies take vacations?

Why don't mummies take vacations?

They're afraid they'll relax and unwind.- fall jokes

They’re afraid they’ll relax and unwind.

88. What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

Bamboo.

89. What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog?

What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog?

He is mist.

He is mist.

90. What do ghosts eat for dinner?

What do ghosts eat for dinner?

Spook-etti.- fall jokes

Spook-etti.

91. What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula.

Count Quackula.

92. Why did the vampire need mouthwash?

Why did the vampire need mouthwash?

Because he had bat breath.

Because he had bat breath.

93. What is fire’s least favorite month?

What is fire's least favorite month?

No-ember.

No-ember.

94. What do you call it when a ghost makes a mistake?

What do you call it when a ghost makes a mistake?

A boo-boo.- fall jokes

A boo-boo.

95. What is a vampire’s favorite holiday?

What is a vampire's favorite holiday?

Fangsgiving.

Fangsgiving.

96. Why did the game warden arrest the ghost?

Why did the game warden arrest the ghost?

He didn't have a haunting license.- fall jokes

He didn’t have a haunting license.

97. What do you call a skeleton who won’t work?

What do you call a skeleton who won't work?

Lazy bones.

Lazy bones.

98. Why did the ghost go into the bar?

Why did the ghost go into the bar?

To drink boos.

To drink boos.

99. What did the skeleton order at the restaurant?

What did the skeleton order at the restaurant?

Spare ribs.

Spare ribs.

100. Where do pumpkins hold meetings?

Where do pumpkins hold meetings?

In the gourd room.- fall jokes

In the gourd room.

101. What is a ghost’s favorite mode of transportation?

What is a ghost's favorite mode of transportation?

A scare-plane.

A scare-plane.

102. What do you call a goblin who gets too close to a fire?

What do you call a goblin who gets too close to a fire?- fall jokes

A toasty ghosty.

103. Why did the monster eat a light bulb?

Why did the monster eat a light bulb?

He wanted a light snack.

He wanted a light snack.

104. What do you call a skeleton who uses the doorbell?

What do you call a skeleton who uses the doorbell?

A dead ringer.

A dead ringer.

105. What do you call a skeleton that stays out in the snow too long?

What do you call a skeleton that stays out in the snow too long?

A numb-skull.- fall jokes

A numb-skull.

106. Which season is the cutest?

Which season is the cutest?

Aww-tumn.

Aww-tumn.

107. Why do witches fly on brooms?

Why do witches fly on brooms?

Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy.

Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy.

108. What do you call two witches living together?

What do you call two witches living together?

Broommates.- fall jokes

Broommates.

109. Why did the turkey cross the road?

Why did the turkey cross the road?

Because it was the chicken's day off.

Because it was the chicken’s day off.

110. What do you get when you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle, and a ghost?

What do you get when you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle, and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo!

A cocker poodle boo!

111. What do you call a witch’s garage?

What do you call a witch's garage?

A broom closet.- fall jokes

A broom closet.

112. Why did the ghost go to the party?

Why did the ghost go to the party?

To boo-gie down.

To boo-gie down.

113. What do you get when you cut a rectangular pumpkin pie in half?

What do you get when you cut a rectangular pumpkin pie in half?

Pie R-squared.

Pie R-squared.

114. What’s a ghost’s favorite body of water?

What’s a ghost’s favorite body of water?

Lake Eerie.- fall jokes

Lake Eerie.

115. Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?

Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?

Because demons are a ghoul’s best friend.

Because demons are a ghoul’s best friend.

116. What kind of key does a ghost use to unlock its room?

What kind of key does a ghost use to unlock its room?

A spoo-key.

A spoo-key.

117. What’s the best way to get rid of ghouls?

What's the best way to get rid of ghouls?

Ghost them.- fall jokes

Ghost them.

118. What is the best fall fairy tale?

What is the best fall fairy tale?

Pumpelstiltskin.

Pumpelstiltskin.

119. What is a jack-o’-lantern’s favorite book?

What is a jack-o’-lantern’s favorite book?

"Are You There, Gourd? It’s Me, Margaret."

“Are You There, Gourd? It’s Me, Margaret.”

120. What is the poltergeist’s favorite song?

What is the poltergeist’s favorite song?

“You Are So Boo-tiful.”- fall jokes

“You Are So Boo-tiful.”

121. What do you call a bovine that chases birds?

What do you call a bovine that chases birds?

A scare-cow.

A scare-cow.

122. What did the pirate do when he found the long-lost treasure under the oak tree?

What did the pirate do when he found the long-lost treasure under the oak tree?

He gasped in disbe-leaf.

He gasped in disbe-leaf.

123. What did the ghost say on the first day of class?

What did the ghost say on the first day of class?

“I love going back to ghoul.”- fall jokes

“I love going back to ghoul.”

124. Why did the tree giggle?

Why did the tree giggle?

It heard acorn-y joke.

It heard acorn-y joke.

125. What do you call a bear in the autumn rain?

What do you call a bear in the autumn rain?

A drizzly bear.

A drizzly bear.

126. Why couldn’t the farmer stop laughing?

Why couldn’t the farmer stop laughing?

It was time for ha-ha-harvest.

It was time for ha-ha-harvest.

127. What’s a ghost’s favorite website?

What’s a ghost’s favorite website?

BooTube.- fall jokes

BooTube.

128. What do you call a pumpkin in a suitcase?

What do you call a pumpkin in a suitcase?

A pack-o’-lantern.

A pack-o’-lantern.

129. Why did the apple pie go to the dentist?

Why did the apple pie go to the dentist?

Because it needed a filling.- fall jokes

Because it needed a filling.

130. Why did the jack-o’-lantern jump off the bridge?

Why did the jack-o’-lantern jump off the bridge?

She wanted to try rolling on the river.

She wanted to try rolling on the river.

131. How was the month-old jack-o’-lantern like a prehistoric human?

How was the month-old jack-o’-lantern like a prehistoric human?

It was caved in.

It was caved in.

132. What did the apple say to the caramel sauce?

What did the apple say to the caramel sauce?

"Are you sweet on me?"

“Are you sweet on me?”

133. Why did the pumpkin leave home?

Why did the pumpkin leave home?

It thought it was time to cut the gourd.- fall jokes

It thought it was time to cut the gourd.

134. Why did the man bungee-jump on the first day of autumn?

Why did the man bungee-jump on the first day of autumn?

Because he loved the fall.

Because he loved the fall.

135. What’s a tree’s favorite subject in school?

What’s a tree’s favorite subject in school?

Geome-tree.- fall jokes

Geome-tree.

136. Why did the apple join a gym?

Why did the apple join a gym?

To work on its core.

To work on its core.

137. What do you call someone who imitates your fall centerpiece?

What do you call someone who imitates your fall centerpiece?

A cornucopier.

A cornucopier.

138. What’s the best book to read in autumn?

What’s the best book to read in autumn?

"Gourd of the Flies."

“Gourd of the Flies.”

139. Why did the tree wait so long to lose its leaves?

Why did the tree wait so long to lose its leaves?

It was a procras-tree-nator.- fall jokes

It was a procras-tree-nator.

140. What do Jedi trees say to each other in the fall?

What do Jedi trees say to each other in the fall?

"May the forest be with you."

“May the forest be with you.”

141. What did autumn say to summer?

What did autumn say to summer?

"I’ll fall-ow you anywhere."- fall jokes

“I’ll fall-ow you anywhere.”

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